Dumbing of Age

It is an ambiguous phrase that implies Mike is innocent. However, it is not a denial.

Also, I don't know what exactly constitute "a wing". Penises were drawn on every door in the female side of the 3rd floor. Is that a whole wing? Maybe Mike was saying he would have draw even more dongs if he knew Amazi-Girl would come kick his ass.

If I'm not mistaken, a wing constitutes all floors on a particular side of a large building. So... you may actually be right after all.

Also, aren't Mike and Amber married in Shortpacked? Not that it means anything here, but... yeah.

He might just be onto something there...

Walky will come back to his room and find Billie and Ruth fucking like rabbits in his bed.

And that will be the cliffhanger between part one and part two of the Slipshine update?

Nah, Willis doesn't really seem to like sexual humiliation. Odds are Walky will find Ruth somehow blocked his door and just sit outside until they're done.

I mean, that or Billie and Ruth just go back to one of their rooms like non-crazy people.

(I was trying to imply that part two would be Walky joining in)

Are you seriously trying to imply they are not crazy?

It was funny until the 5th panel

Then things get serious.

Then we got to the Alt Text, and things are funny again? Incidentally, I did go back to 27/12/2010 and my first thought was not that the heads were big, but that the bodies were small instead. It should be the same thing but, to my mind, it is not.

Anyway, I honestly thought Willis would tease us and continue with Walky, instead of cutting to those two. I am happe he did not.

PS:Wow, I've been seeing too much Homestuck related stuff lately. My unconscious thoughts upon seeing the yellowish shadows belows Billie's eyes was to correlates with her shirt, concludes it is her color, and rationalizes it makes sense for her cheeks to be painted that color. It took me a while to realize this doesn't make any sense or whatsoever.

What is this thing btw?

edited 20th Jul '14 9:24:17 PM by Heatth

And now it's funny again

Well, it's KINDA funny. Billie has a case of the guilts and she's having trouble coping. Also, she's realizing she's no longer Queen Shit of Turd Mountain, and she's having trouble handling that.

And she still has feeling for Ruth and she's having trouble handling that.

.....jesus, there is a LOT on Billie's plate when you type it all out.

It would be bad storytelling, and I don't want Dave Willis to do this, and part of me is bad for wanting it...

...but there is a part of me that's whispering "Nowwww kiiiiisssss"

And then Billie was forced to start growing up a bit

While the lesson is apt and valuable, it is also incorrect. I know plenty of people who are handed stuff they don't deserve, good and bad. And both infuriate me in almost equal measure.

Personally, I've chosen to dispense with the notion of "deserving things". It implies that the universe is fair and just, but it's really indifferent to moral kerfluffles, and the only laws it cares about are the physical ones. Justice and fairness are arbitrary concepts that we as a society have collectively created for the purpose of dealing with each other.

Not that they aren't useful, otherwise we wouldn't have made them up. I'm just saying things like that aren't intrinsic to the way the world works.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet.

That moment when you realize that you're driving someone to suicide

edited 24th Jul '14 9:09:46 PM by nomuru2d

I think you are being a bit too dramatic. She was "only" talking about drinking.

Clearly you are not picking up on the subtext.

This is gonna be a drama storyline I see

Whatever would give you THAT idea?

We're interrupting your regularly scheduled drama to bring you some dick jokes

You're learning, Dina.

Choose your friends carefully.