Classy up a meme

Yoshi had knowingly and deliberately misrepresented the true state of his affairs to the Internal Revenue Service, with the intent of illegally reducing his own taxation liability.

Do not attempt to speak with either myself or my male offspring at any point.

Excuse me good sir, but you mind taking grasp of my alcoholic beverage made up of barley, hops, and yeast?

Hold my beer.

edited 2nd Jun '18 1:01:24 PM by Some_Person

This character's power levels are so absurd that they can easily crush the competition! The developers should bring them down so they can play fair!

OP pls nerf

Recently acquired cellular device, who might this be?

edited 9th Jun '18 5:31:21 AM by IchigoMontoya

"I must inform you that your upper extremities have come into contact with unspeakable animal hides with unspeakable blasphemy inscribed upon them, soldier entrusted with protective duties. I request for you to provide the nature of your entreaty!"
"I beg your parden? I must den—"
"I apologise, for your deadline to speak has been passed, unbeliever!" (releases projectile from destructive weapon)
"I assume that you wish for your followers to obey and absorb the teachings of the abhorrent erotic material, Communist official?! Then you must be a dissenter!" (causes cessation of life via close-range projectile weapon)
"I see that your hatefully malformed craniums are currently overflowing with dreadful salaciousness! I implore you to expire, renegade!" (rapidly pelts victim with multiple diminutive rounds from arms) "Perhaps, exclusively... a solitary observation..."
"One of XX chromosomes who shares ancestors to mine, I require an extraction of your haemorrhage in order to fa— I request you allow me some time to respond to the current situation. Tergiversator!" (overkill amount of laceration via shrapnel from ranged tool of war)
"...I believe you're aware that the subjects in question are currently uselessly milling from place to place, wounding each other in an impromptu civil war... I believe a wise course of action would be to terminate the entire populace via process nicknamed "Exterminatus" upon the aforementioned apostates — I give you the right to unleash your assault when you see fit!" (frequently mashes skull against large electronic device, labelled "Exterminatus" and pressed to activate)
(large conflagration eradicates a small area of a planetary body: wave of molten igneous rock, or substance similar to such, engulfs the remaining areas)
(barely audible, far distant) "I curse those who copulate and commit schism!!!"

The Heresy Scene, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device

The indicated object is comparable to putrescence! PUTRESCENCE!

Is there a single individual who, in truth, has gone the distance and made the choice to operate and traverse a preference to strongly resemble?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

edited 12th Jun '18 10:40:18 AM by wingedcatgirl

The draconic leader of the Space Pirate Federation, whose monicker is derived from a science fiction movie director of renown, has a mass and volume of far too high a magnitude to function as a controllable entity within the Super Smash Bros. video game franchise.

Or...

The draconic leader of the Space Pirate Federation, whose monicker is derived from a science fiction movie director of renown, achieves a successful debut possessing a large mass and volume!

The only task you were required to accomplish was to keep pace with the damned locomotive, Carl Johnson.

I shall acquire from you two instances of the ninth menu item, an additional instance of the ninth menu item with its size increased, one instance of the sixth menu item with an irregularly-large portion of dipping condiment, one instance of the seventh menu item, two instances of the forty-fifth menu item, one of which shall be complemented with fermented dairy product, and a high-volume container filled with carbonated soft drink.

It is precipitating meat, lettuce and cheese in a tortilla crisp shell.

Pronouncements decreed by the phenomena of the physical world unaffected by humans!

In addition, our horde of subjects retreat upon Sol's rise over the horizon
With high probability of lethal harm (Flourishing!)
For an indeterminate yet short length of time (A lack of possible selections!)
We're demanded to submit to the jurisprudence set by the uninhabited regions of our planet! (Flourishing!)
With high probability of lethal harm (A lack of possible selections!)
Among our outdoor surroundings, only those of sufficient toughness are capable of sustaining themselves and their lives.

Rules Of Nature, excerpt

Do not engage in coitus with this specific member of the U.S. Senate!

These landholdings are complimentary.

It's free real estate

I suppose I shall perish.

Supervisor of mine, you terminated the life functions of a human being whose age was lower than the generally-accepted threshold of adulthood, eighteen...?

Awe-inspiring! The objective has been successfully fulfilled! This escapade lends credence to the notion that you are the most proficient in your field, supervisor!!

Kazuhira Miller... I have already assumed the form of a demonic being.

My current state of morosity is linked to a severe case of clinical depression.

[And then, with no warning whatsoever, several specimens of ananas comosus!]

This has improved my mood in absolutely no way whatsoever.

*incessant diminutive high-pitched noises coming from machinery* I must express sheer fornicating exasperated confusion at — loud onomatopoeia indicating violent discharge of eruptive energy I have witnessed these events from a safe distance, and devilishly find them highly amusing!

*beep beep beep beep* What the fu— BOOOOOOOOOOM Hahahahahaha, Muahahahahahaha!

'Twas only done in jest, old boy...

"It was just a prank, bro..."

(Forcibly shuts the top part of the automobile) This rebellious juvenile male has the ability to store almost an infinite amount of stringy Italian pasta in its interior.

That is a massive quantity of destructive lacerations inflicted upon this upturned bucket!

I now predict that the utterance succeeding mine, made by you, will be identical or equivalent to: "I request assistance!" Following this; "I announce that my presence is, at this moment in spacetime, located sufficiently nearby!"

You next line is: "Help!" And after that: "I am here!"

I wish for every firearm in our possession to target and open fire upon that individual.