Classy up a meme

The first ingredient in this recipe is a score of ova — I jest not, a full score.

The assault intended to bring about my untimely termination has rendered me marred and disfigured.

x5 It's actually "the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed", but yeah.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Feb 1st 2024 at 2:58:30 AM

My word, that man is attracted to multiple genders. I must admit I had not previously been aware of this information.

That is against the law!

I do not care for the law, because I have enough endowed wealth to evade it!

woah, he's bisexual, i didn't know that

Screw the rules, I have money!

Halt. That is unlawful.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Feb 1st 2024 at 2:54:38 AM

x5 This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.

Wait, that's illegal.

My sole contribution was performing on percussive instruments.

x6: "That's against the rules, isn't it?" "Screw the Rules, I Have Money!"

OT: ”Good lord, madam! I was sure you would’ve noticed by now that any time my tiny, almost oblong minions open their mouths, what comes out is mostly incoherent ramblings and other nonsense that it is in your best interest to ignore! It is unreasonable to expect me to be able to discern whether or not their current diatribes contain an element of truthfulness, wouldn’t you agree?!”

”Hello, I’m here to present a controversial opinion.”

”Ah, excellent - This one has arrived to prove my point!”

My Georgian cuisine is quite divine, although the dish maker of Hindu descent seems to have made a critical error of interpretation. Now, my mouth is suffering from the effects of spiciness three times over.

Say sike right now.

Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Feb 8th 2024 at 2:08:17 PM

Utter the phrase synonymous with speaking in jest immediately.

Affirmative, the pieces are assembling to a coherent whole.

This had better be goo- I mean yes

Edited by FirstSnow on Feb 8th 2024 at 3:28:00 PM

"Oh, yeah. It's all coming together."

Ha cha cha!

Peter is a rotund fellow, however, now he is quite miniscule.

This is the method through which I shall claim ownership over everything! Ha cha cha!

The building designated for club activities will soon be in my possession.

Then I shall have it within my grasp on every occasion!

This will make me exuberant, much like yourself. Ha cha cha!

Oh my, it seems the time has come for me to depart. Farewell!

I cause enormous objects to become miniature, and massive objects to become compact.

When my task is complete, I shall claim ownership over everything!

When my task is complete, I shall claim ownership over everything!

Ha cha cha!

How am I supposed to classy up "Ha cha cha?" It's already classy enough.

I would like to raise a counterpoint that your imagined scenario is about as likely as our planet suddenly consisting of gelatinous dessert.

Correctamundo

Edited by FirstSnow on Feb 25th 2024 at 3:23:56 PM

Oh my goodness! If my eyes do not deceive me, that is none but the animatronic ursine antagonist of the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise. Therefore I shall sing the main leitmotif from the aria "Les Toreadors" from the 1875 opera Carmen by French composer Georges Bizet, which in the game is associated with the aforementioned antagonist.

Edited by Snicka on Feb 24th 2024 at 8:48:30 PM

Turn back your body, you simpleton. I have an explosive device at my disposal.

Oh my god! It's Freddy Fazbear! Har har har-har har!

Did you catch wind of that, The Hero? The Lancer is interested in a foe that has more meat on their body.

[1] what if the world was made of pudding

Selachii are noted for having skin with quite the low coefficient of friction, my friend.

sharks are smooth

Take a seat within our vehicle, person of lesser status, for we are embarking on a quest to purchase whatever our hearts desire.

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

You male offspring of a female canine, I shall join you.

you son of a bitch, im in.