“Could anyone explain to me the origin of the video game Roblox’s sound effect that resembles a sound of surprise?”

[Wall of Text]

“Oh my goodness, you are completely correct, and because of your message I must make my sole priority to be assassinate the famous man known as Tommy Tallarico”

Naught but a singular miniscule issue regarding this proposal! What is the identity of these people who these habitations could be peddled to, diminutive of Benjamin? Fornicating DC's most famous aquatic superhero?

There is some irony in doing this given his latest video

Edited by FirstSnow on Jan 3rd 2024 at 2:19:51 PM

Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?!

Edited by bpants98 on Dec 6th 2023 at 4:59:36 AM

(Sun emoji) Comedic misspeling of an album title with a birds name in it (sun emoji)

In the distant future of the year two thousand seventy-seven Common Era (or anno domini if you prefer), what makes one a violator of the law?

One might naïvely assume that violating the law is sufficient, but in fact, one is only truly a member of this subclass in the event that one is collared by law enforcement

If I cut it off right there it sounds like I'm saying a slang word for genitals

"Aye, Sir Walter Hartwell White! There appears to be an unknown individual standing before the entryway to our humble abode."

"Who might this mysterious guest's identity be?"

You are forbidden from micturating on xenia! I shall not permit it!

I unfortunately do see that my adoptive mother Tutorial is standing in a way that prevents me from entering the gosh-diddly-darn exit to her house.

Caucasian female adult sudden fright!

You both got it

Edited by FirstSnow on Dec 10th 2023 at 12:20:16 PM

white woman jumpscare

Edited by bpants98 on Dec 9th 2023 at 7:11:33 AM

WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE

Take advantage of a mass-produced corporate-created item for sale. Let yourself be overcome with an anticipatory exhilaration for the following future installment of the same goods.

Edited by Electrite on Jan 2nd 2024 at 8:25:00 AM

I sincerely hope that my dear friend Adrien Agreste enjoys his winter holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

Consume product and get excited for more product.

The quotation by the radio announcer, making the fact known that the celebration of Jesus Christ's birth was soon to commence, allows for a logical deduction that the celebration had not yet begun.

Edited by Electrite on Jan 3rd 2024 at 10:38:34 AM

Cannot possess excrement in the state of Michigan's largest city.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 3rd 2024 at 9:35:19 AM

Can't have shit in Detroit

I am the skeleton-like monster named after the appendage that certain birds and insects use for flight as well as the bulbous posterior portion of the metasoma found in hymenopterans of the suborder Apocrita, and I am also the head of scientific research of this kingdom appointed by the reigning monarch.

x4 Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas

This person perished on this specific date. This other person was brought into the world an appropriate amount of time later. Therefore we must conclude they are the original person reincarnated.

Have myself receive the liquid!

"Are you not a small amount young for doing [INSERT THING HERE]?" "Indeed. Indeed we are a small amount young."

"Aren't you a little too young to be [X]?" "Yes. Yes, we are."

Your device of play beginning with an X contains a tabletop game on it of a Spanish numeral, thereby meaning you own the game in question in spite of your protests otherwise.

Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Jan 3rd 2024 at 1:14:05 PM

YOU HAVE UNO!

Edited by Celestewashere on Jan 3rd 2024 at 7:52:24 AM

My equine companion, you are submerging. I daresay you must pivot yourself at this moment! Foolish equine, you must ambulate lest you perish!