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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#1: Aug 29th 2011 at 12:00:08 PM

The goal of this game is pretty simple: guy 1 asks how to kill -whatever-, then guy 2 gives an answer to that before putting up a new thing to kill. (And yes, a realize we already have Avatar killing games, but i think this is different enough to warrant its own version, while allowing for more options at the same time.)

Examples:

  • Bob - "How do you kill a cat?"
  • Alice - "You throw it into a kennel filled with hungry dobermanns"

  • Alice - "How to kill a troper?"
  • Carla - "You cut away his access to internet, then wait until he dies of Trope starvation.

Etcetera, etcetera. Please try to make your answer as original as possible.

Well then, without further ado:

How do you kill a dog?

edited 29th Aug '11 12:00:38 PM by neobullseye

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Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
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#2: Aug 29th 2011 at 12:03:17 PM

Microwave, 10 minutes, make popcorn first.

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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#3: Aug 29th 2011 at 12:09:05 PM

You write down all the annoying things he does, make a giant paper wad, then stuff said paper wad in the back of the person's throat so that he suffocates.

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Savato from Dusk 'till Dawn Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
#4: Jan 21st 2012 at 10:54:52 AM

Hit it with your diamond sword.
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Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
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#5: Jan 21st 2012 at 11:04:40 AM

By traveling to a ethereal plane and showing the horror something they cannot comprehend.

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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#6: Jan 21st 2012 at 11:13:32 AM

Make sure it was born in a oppressive theocracy.

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Savato from Dusk 'till Dawn Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
#7: Jan 21st 2012 at 11:33:16 AM

It´s simple. Just (This post included a violation of copyright law and was censored by SOPA)
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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#8: Jan 21st 2012 at 11:47:01 AM

Edit post, ctrl + A, delete.

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#9: Jan 21st 2012 at 9:33:53 PM

Be nice to them.

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edited 21st Jan '12 9:34:13 PM by FarseerLolotea

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
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#10: Jan 21st 2012 at 10:15:53 PM

Launch it into a black hole in a spaceship full of a lava and acid mixture, that crushes it every second. When 682 ultimately rockets out of the black hole, seemingly fine, make it ram into a concrete wall. Then saw every remaining piece in half and make D-Class personnel eat them. The only reason SCP hasn't done this yet is because it doesn't have the budget to make large and sophisticated enough spacecraft.

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edited 21st Jan '12 10:16:08 PM by Reecer6

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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#11: Jan 22nd 2012 at 4:08:12 AM

Draw it on the ground with bright red paint, then tell some pirates of it's existence. Then watch as said pirates rip it apart with digging tools.

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#12: Jan 30th 2012 at 5:24:20 AM

-poke-

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Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
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#13: Jan 30th 2012 at 11:07:13 AM

With a gun.

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#14: Jan 30th 2012 at 12:08:51 PM

You start an online petition claiming that particular ad campaign is getting old, causing Geico to phase it out in favor of something else.

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Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
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#15: Jan 30th 2012 at 12:34:55 PM

With a dart gun.

How do you kill a toaster?

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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#16: Jan 30th 2012 at 1:07:53 PM

Throw it in a filled bathtub.

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ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
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#17: Jan 30th 2012 at 8:08:48 PM

Put it in a toaster and throw a plugged-in person in it.

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edited 30th Jan '12 8:09:44 PM by ZeikHunter

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Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#19: Jan 31st 2012 at 10:52:34 PM

Make Microsoft obsolete.

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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
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#20: Feb 1st 2012 at 1:26:28 PM

Throw him into something with an extremely strong magnetic field, causing the metal armor to implode and crush the soft alien thing inside of it.

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#21: Feb 1st 2012 at 1:29:32 PM

ERADICATE THE SITE

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#22: Feb 1st 2012 at 5:59:48 PM

Air a horrible show on it, and have the viewers do the rest.

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#23: Feb 2nd 2012 at 3:06:27 PM

Don't play the game. Let him stay dead.

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#24: Feb 2nd 2012 at 4:39:53 PM

You don't. Unless you live in Soviet Russia....

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#25: Feb 2nd 2012 at 4:43:46 PM

With another Time Lord in a NASA space suit.

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