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KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
#176: Dec 15th 2014 at 9:47:22 AM

Bisected doesn't go online, the internet comes to Bisected.

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#177: Dec 15th 2014 at 3:53:56 PM

King Kix is his own Secretary, Intern, Internet Provider, and Office.

Don't question that last one.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#178: Dec 15th 2014 at 3:55:46 PM

Omega Shadowcry can lead a horse to water. And make it drink.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#179: Dec 15th 2014 at 10:41:32 PM

The Hail Stormer can never lose his hat. It'll always find him.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#180: Dec 16th 2014 at 3:07:10 AM

Micool once found a sufficiently sexy shirt - it had to be destroyed to protect the very fabric of reality.

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PowerfulKyurem INCARNATION OF POWER from The Arena Since: Jun, 2014
INCARNATION OF POWER
#181: Dec 16th 2014 at 3:35:01 AM

You don't bisect bisected. Bisected bisects you.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#182: Dec 16th 2014 at 8:00:15 PM

Powerful Kyurem's troper handle isn't hyperbole, he really is a powerful Kyurem.

TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#183: Dec 17th 2014 at 5:42:27 AM

Hello. His name is Ichigo Montoya. He'll kill you and your father. Prepare to die.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#184: Dec 23rd 2014 at 1:26:03 PM

Hartmut and God got into a staring contest once.

God lost.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#185: Dec 23rd 2014 at 1:40:38 PM

Hazama once tried to troll Tre.

There's a reason his hair's green now.

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IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#186: Dec 23rd 2014 at 1:51:38 PM

Cut Bisected in half, two more will take his place.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#187: Dec 23rd 2014 at 2:54:12 PM

His name is Ichigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die, because he'll kill you in nanoseconds when he finds you.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#188: Dec 23rd 2014 at 2:55:39 PM

Rachel once walked into a McDonalds, and asked for a Whopper. She got it, AND they got it right!

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
#189: Jan 4th 2015 at 5:43:32 PM

Stormer can walk just shy of the speed of light.

simple as
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#190: Jan 4th 2015 at 5:48:32 PM

Moot's name is ironic. He is never moot.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#191: Jan 4th 2015 at 5:51:46 PM

Bisected 8's cooking makes everyone on Food Network jealous.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
#192: Jan 4th 2015 at 6:53:29 PM

Stormer eats clouds and shits out himself.

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#193: Jan 4th 2015 at 6:57:28 PM

King Kix can kick his Kix through the king of Kix himself.

TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#194: Jan 4th 2015 at 6:58:31 PM

Anolis' spells make every FF villain shit their pants instantly.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#195: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:16:31 PM

He brings the hail and the storm.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#196: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:17:37 PM

Micool TNT's so cool he could chill dynamite.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#197: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:23:33 PM

Gordon Ramsay may be the host of Hell's Kitchen, but Bisected runs it.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#198: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:24:24 PM

Tre is the true protagonist of Adventure Time, not Finn.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
FracturedMancer Since: Sep, 2014
#199: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:26:29 PM

Whenever Hail wants someone gone, the world knows to strike that guy down with the lightnin!

-Ugh I'msobadatthesewhy-

KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
#200: Jan 5th 2015 at 1:23:02 PM

FM once went to a tough guy contest, and was overqualified to enter.

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice

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