Anime/Manyuu Hikenchou

Tried to watch the EP 1 uncensored version for the first time:

Start!

1st minute: F*** Yeah! H0t yuri ra3p!

2 minutes later: premise is dumb... /drop

Solar flare! Taiyo ken!

Confession - put enough boobs in something and I will watch/read it. Change 123 held me with its other merits; Sekirei at least had an interesting premise.

However,Eiken was so persistently dumb and so full of boobs it actually wrapped round to 'offensive'.

This isn't quite as bad,but it's close. At least they're trying to make a story to go with it.

I'm still watching. <_<

edited 11th Dec '11 7:30:51 PM by AckSed

I know I damn myself, removing any shred of credibility by watching this, but I am. Might as well report it while I'm at it.

Ep. 2: Hero Worshipping Small Annoying Blonde Girl (HWSABG) and Determined Honourable Samurai Girl (DHSG) are now journeying together. Bumping into a noble when you're on the run, oh NOES.

...in this universe a random bystander flashing the crowd and walking off with her breasts hanging out can overrule a noble. WELP

After doing acrobatics to earn food, they eat. HWSABG and DHSG jump a couple of suspiciously big-boobed women with swords and tell them to push off. They decide it's too risky to stay.

Next morning,HWSABG pesters DHSG to stay at an inn; the deal's sealed by an old man who points them towards one with good food.

Ah, the innkeeper is the woman who stopped the fight.

It's been 3 minutes and there haven't been any tits. Clearly, this requires a bath scene and breast massage.

In walks the innkeeper (buck-naked, natch), who's drugged the food! She's part of the clan (good ninja tactics, I'll admit). Wait, what's-

Dear god. That's not right...

Boob. Hypnotism. By waggling them fast enough to mesmerise.

THIS ISN'T SEXY! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! MAKE IT STOP! D-:

DHSG to the rescue! Kick! Boob-cutting Strike (I feel stupider for writing this)!

DHSG's boobs grow - again. Landlady's shrink, but not that much.

Landlady wakes up. DHSG is gone, leaving her a present: secret techniques to stop boobs from sagging, as well as the most secret of all - a bra.

What.

DHSG tells HWSABG that she has a secret technique, and to master it she must go to her home town. Onward - the road trip must continue!

It's the old man again! He's getting mission updates from the bird? Oh,ninja! "Definitely lesbians." Pfft. The ninja part is further proved when Dog-Kicking Evil Ninja Leader Lady (DKENLL) arrives with her entourage and punts the old man over. Dun dun dunnn.

This series was kind of fun, but I suspect that it falls into the category of stuff we don't want under P5.

Just in case it needs to be noted, Tomu's worries have been proven unfounded.

That said... Interesting premise, I must say.

LOL. Interesting in a sense that if I want a...discussion...on this show, I wouldn't go here but rather to a website with an orange triangle as its logo...

edited 15th Jan '13 10:04:20 AM by entropy13

I just think of this series as a hentai with an attempt at plot. I think I would have liked it better if it didn't try to take itself seriously, but otherwise I just look for online compilations of all the ecchi/lesbian/tit-service scenes to get my rocks off. It's more digestable that way.