All Purpose Naruto Fanfiction Thread

Would you believe me if I say I expected a reply like that from IANCE?

Originally, my thoughts went along the lines of:

Vs Jirobo (the big chakra-absorbing guy): Kiba is effective because of his speed advantage and the ability to attack from two points; Neji is effective because of his even bigger speed advantage and tenketsu strikes; Naruto is effective because ALL OF THE CHAKRA.

Vs Sakon-Ukon duo: Neji is effective because of Juuken Defence and tenketsu strikes, disabling one opponent would force the other to take care of the wounded.

And then I couldn't think of anything else and decided to ask.

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.

Or you could just have, you know, everyone attacking him at once, killing him as quickly as possible so they can move on.

Splitting up is a terrible tactic and splitting people up and pouncing on the isolated ones is generally the way to go when you're facing large groups of enemies.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Well, yeah - that does make sense, now that I'm thinking outside of shonen templates.

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.

I play too many strategy games to forget how valuable focus firing is.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Naruto crossover with Aliens vs Predator.

I was expecting "Naruto gets raised by a Predator and becomes badass!Predator!Naruto with Konoha-bashing" or "Naruto gets infused with Xenomorph blood and becomes badass!Alien!Naruto with Konoha-bashing!"

The first chapter left me fairly surprised.

I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!

Wait, hold on, am I seeing two IANC Es?

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.

Nope.

Vegeta and Vegetto. Totes different people, even though the former is half of the recipe to fusion summon the latter.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

That puts in mind a premise for a joke story where instead of shadowclones Naruto gets a pair of potarra earrings out of the scroll, and puts one on Sasuke because in his idiot little brain Sasuke's his friend and friends wear matching jewelry or some shit.

And poof! Hagoromo is dragged out of hell and into the future he created, only to marvel that nobody knows who he is or that they once had no moon.

In fairness A: Black Zetsu probably fucked around with historical records and B: according to Toneri, that was thousands of years ago.

To be fair, though, Sasuke and Naruto probably would get the Rivalry Bonus on top of whatever bonus you'd get out of two people who are obviously and blatantly in love with each other.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Narcissism?

Hum, would make some big of a difference if Sasuke was female?

I mean, Sasuke is kind of cold and jerkass. Would be it different if he was a girl?

edited 25th Jul '15 6:27:38 PM by MeetTheNewBoss

You claim that God is opressing us, but I see you opressing others without needing a God.

There would be heterosexual undertones between him and Naruto instead of homosexual ones.

Maybe I should make a novelization of it. In my native language of course.

You claim that God is opressing us, but I see you opressing others without needing a God.

Have fun.

Actually, yes, a lot would be different.

To start with, the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke and the dynamics surrounding it would be wildly different. Plus, Sasuke's relationships with everyone else would be changed as well... including her family.

She'd be raised differently and most likely have less of an inferiority complex, because she wouldn't be compared to Itachi at every turn the way Sasuke is. In fact, she'd probably be raised with less of an emphasis in becoming a shinobi and more of an emphasis of becoming a mother to pop out strong Uchiha children.

Even if Sasuke is still at the core the exact same person, the wrapping and packaging would be different. Even if the Nature is the Same, the Nurture would be different.

Also, methinks that Sasuke would actually work better as a girl, if only because I think that's the only way he and Naruto would be allowed to have an actual, on-panel romantic relationship in a Japanese manga, and that's honestly the only relationship I see either of them having. (Seriously, Hinata is a one note character who exists solely to be Naruto's love interest and Sakura marrying Sasuke is the most unhealthy and dysfunctional relationship in the manga.)

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

IANCE, how exactly the Uchiha Massacre would happen in this version of yours of XX Sasuke?

edited 25th Jul '15 7:08:28 PM by MeetTheNewBoss

You claim that God is opressing us, but I see you opressing others without needing a God.

Exactly the same. The difference is in how Sasuke would react, not to the massacre itself.

Having been raised with different priorities might change how willing she is to give up everything in exchange for revenge, because she would've been raised with the idea of serving the clan by having children instead of with the idea of being a strong shinobi.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Well IANCE... I couldn't seriously write that in one million of years. I would have to twist in some kind of parody or comedy. It's just so ridiculous.

I'm not insulting you, but my hands would refuse to obey. After seeing what Itachi had done, not even if she is female, even if it took an Important Haircut, I can only see Sasuke searching for revenge.

edited 25th Jul '15 7:43:33 PM by MeetTheNewBoss

You claim that God is opressing us, but I see you opressing others without needing a God.

Could be a character development thing, struggling between two different methods of clan restoration.

That's the thing: You're still thinking of Sasuke as a male and the environment he had as a male.

A female Sasuke would most likely not look up to Itachi as much as the male Sasuke did, a female Sasuke would most likely not have to deal with constant comparisons to Itachi as the male Sasuke did. Even if at core she were the same, she would be raised to be a totally different person.

'Two different methods'?

There are no two different methods. There's exactly one method of clan restoration and that is laying on her back and thinking of England.

'Revenge' and 'Restoration' are mutually exclusive goals, given how likely the former is to get you killed and all...

edited 25th Jul '15 8:11:15 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

TL, DR: Male are stereotyped, and thus, raised, as adventurous, agressive, manly. Female are stereotyped, and thus, raised, as wiser, calm, demure.

Yes, it is a stereotype. Yes, it might lead to Unfortunate Implications, but it mostly work so far, and, with both sides of gender basically saying *meh* (mostly)(?), it will be still a long time before these stereotypes become Dead Horse Trope.

Also, with Sasuke become Sasu-chama, I can see that conflicts appear become... interesting. Like how Sasu-chama and Hinata-chan become attracted to Naruto, who defend Sasu-chama from bullies (she still a sister of traitor, after all, and girls is much mean as bullies compared to boys), earning affection on both of them. However, instead become heated rivals, they become more like sisters, with Hinata-chan basically become Cool Big Sis (and get more confidence in process) and Sasu-chama learn to trust and grows into a better, ahem, woman.

Add Les Yay if you like. SC Mage would approve this, if nothing else.

Sasuke meant 'restore my clan' as restore their honour, and if Sasuke's base personality is still in there wrapped up in kunoichi training there could very well be a struggle between what she wants to do. Restore her clan physically or restore her clans honour. Besides, it's more interesting that way and that's ultimately what stories are meant to be.

Even if you had some interesting story to tell I doubt I'd find a tale about Sasuke getting married and having kids because that's what she's meant to do very fun to read.

Oh, of course there'd be conflict and of course she'd want revenge. Like I actually said before, the difference is on how far she's willing to go for revenge.

Her not wanting Itachi's head on a pike wouldn't make any sense, 'cause, well, anyone would want Itachi's head on a pike after what he did.

Even when talking about 'restoring the Clan's honor', Sasuke never really gave a shit about that, 'cause, well, he shat all over that notion when he defected to Orochimaru.

Basically, I think that with a female Sasuke, it'd actually wind up being less personal. As insane as that sounds.

For the original Sasuke, it was always very personal and I think that the Uchiha clan does not really factor into his desire for revenge, because it's not about Itachi murdering the clan... it was always about betrayal. About Itachi betraying him by going traitor.

The male Sasuke was the spare, who wasn't given much in the way of attention, while I very much doubt that would be the situation a female Sasuke would find herself in. In the eyes of her clan, she'd have other uses, so to speak, that would let her keep being 'important' without her needing to be a genius like Itachi. It would most likely lead to her having a better, more loving relationship with her parents and a relationship with Itachi that is nowhere near as close.

I like to think that in the case of a Female Sasuke, it really would be about the Uchiha Clan and not about herself.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Or a much worse one. Never underestimate the wickedness of human heart.

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.