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AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#26: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:03:37 PM

Why does this thing tell me to move the mouse?

I don't see no furry thing!

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Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#27: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:07:20 PM

Help how do I shut down my computer I've been typing in "shut down" for hours but it just doesn't listen.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#28: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:08:32 PM

You push the button on the monitor, duh!

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Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#29: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:10:23 PM

What's a moniter also why does it still say start in the bottom left corner when my computer has been on for hours already?

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#30: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:13:17 PM

My computer has a virus!

But I can't find computer doctors in the Yellow Pages.

AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#31: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:14:35 PM

I just Googled google.

Is that bad?

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Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#32: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:16:40 PM

Help why is there "sample music" in the "my music" folder I've been singing my favorite song for hours but it's not there what is the problem is my computer deaf oh no I think it's broken.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#34: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:21:32 PM

Help this is so confusing I think my computer is broken I thought I'd take a look inside to see what's wrong but the enter key doesn't work I can't get into my computer help what do I do

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#35: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:41:19 PM

Is this thing on?

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theindefiniteone Unfazed Everyman from the End of the World Since: Dec, 2010
#36: Jul 9th 2011 at 5:42:59 PM

I don't get what a video card is. I tried putting in a DVD but my friend said that that was wrong...

AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#37: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:04:23 PM

That's because you have to use a video tape!

Duh!

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StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#38: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:05:30 PM

No, no, you're wrong. D V Ds are for the Internet. It means Downloads for Various Dorks. You see? D-V-Ds.

edited 9th Jul '11 6:05:51 PM by StrangeDwarf

"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
theindefiniteone Unfazed Everyman from the End of the World Since: Dec, 2010
#39: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:07:30 PM

Oh, now I get it! Thanks!

So, is the video card a DVD on a card?

I wonder if that will fit...

AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#40: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:09:03 PM

NO IT'S VHS TAPES.A

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StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#41: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:10:25 PM

*BOOM*

"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#42: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:17:57 PM

NO IT'S VHS.

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#43: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:30:26 PM

The cup-holder on my machine comes out sideways! Why?

Junfez Harlot from Boston Since: Jun, 2011
Harlot
#44: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:32:08 PM

The light won't turn on! This is the worst tanning bed ever.

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StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#45: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:35:31 PM

I don't get it... I'm using the keyboard, but there's no music!

"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#46: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:37:26 PM

So, this "Internet" thing?

How do I google the Internet?

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StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#47: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:38:24 PM

-sigh- I told you. You need to use D V Ds!

"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#48: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:40:23 PM

NO VHS.

I GOOGLED THIS

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Junfez Harlot from Boston Since: Jun, 2011
Harlot
#49: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:41:36 PM

VHS? Honey, this is a diesel run machine. It only produces VHS tapes of canceled shows. If only I could get it to recover my recycle bin, the city fines me $50 when I lost it...

At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
Eldrake Since: Oct, 2009
#50: Jul 9th 2011 at 6:46:10 PM

Guys, I did stuff on a message board and some guy said he'd ban me or something. Not sure what a ban is.

Now I can't access that message board for some reason. It keeps telling me I am banned. What do?


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