ITT: We Are Our Action Avatars

-Paradise-

(Yoshi seems interested in his new playmate.)

-Paradise-

Red: Yeah. Got you a robot dog to play with while I was shopping. Please don't eat it.

-Paradise-

(Yoshi does puppy dog eyes in an attempt to show Red that he promises not to chew on the dog.)

-Paradise-

Red: Okay. Okay. Let's go to the room and set it up.

-Heads for his quarters-

-Blessing-

(Yoshi follows Red to his room.)

-Red's quarters-

Red: Okay. Here it is. -Takes a small robotic dog out of a bag and activates it, setting it on the floor-

-Red's room-

(Yoshi squees at the cute robotic dog and gets on his knees to look at it.)

-Red's quarters-

Red: Heh. Have fun with it.

-Red's room-

(Yoshi plays with the robotic dog. After a while, Yoshi falls asleep.)

-Red's quarters-

-Red goes to bed-

Sorry for disappearing last night. I got addicted to Modern Warfare 3's survival mode. That shit is fun.

-Medbay-

-Tails has finally woken up in the medbay, and, thanks to the ship's advanced healing technology, he is able to sit up a little bit. Right now, he's playing a video game on his Gameboy Advance.-

-Firing Range-

-Frost is in the firing range, firing his Five-SeveN (capitalized N intended) at a target.-

-Blessing-

-Sonic and Knuckles are wandering together, bored.-

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-Blessing-

Mia: (wandering around muttering to herself)

-Blessing-

-Sonic and Knuckles bump into Mia.-

Sonic: "Oh, hey." -notices her muttering- "Something wrong?"

Knuckles: "No, she's muttering furiously about something totally mundane, like going to the store."

Sonic: "Shut up, Knux."

- Blessing-

Mia: Dahlia, Dahlia. DAHLIA!

-Blessing-

-The two raise their eyebrows-

Sonic: "The woman who was found cut in half on the side of the road?"

Knuckles: "The Mexican flower of the same name?"

-Blessing-

Mia: A woman who's made my life hell!

-Blessing-

-The two look at each other, and nod.-

Sonic and Knuckles: "Ohhh. That kind."

Sonic: -to Mia- "How has she made your life hell?"

Knuckles: "Prob'ly killed someone close to her."

Sonic: "That's...really morbid, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "Yeah. I'm great at parties."

-Blessing-

Mia: You don't know the half of it. Want me to list all the people she's killed in chronological order?

-Blessing-

Knuckles: "Sure, why not."

Sonic: "I'd imagine it's a long list, with the way you're acting."

-Blessing-

Mia: Valerie Hawthorne (step sister), Terry Fawles (her boyfriend), Diego Armando (my boyfriend, attempted but with lasting repurcussions which resulted in belated death after years of suffering) Doug Swalllows (ex boyfriend), Pheonix Wright (current boyfriend attempted), Maya Fey ( her cousin/ my sister from the fricking grave, 'attempted), Misty Fey (was channeling Dahlia and murdered to spare Maya), Me (Reaper's Game comes in handy sometimes).

-Blessing-

-The reactions of the two are understandable.-

Knuckles: "...Holy shit."

Sonic: "Fuck me."

Knuckles: "Now I get it."

Sonic: "Yeah."

Knuckles: "So."

Sonic: "Where is she? Do you know?"

Knuckles: "Of course she does, Sonic. She's just waiting for the post to start back up again so she can send a friendly warning letter first."

Sonic: "Shut the fuck up, Knuckles."

-Blessing-

Mia: No idea.

Iris: Mia... This really hurts her.

-Blessing-

Sonic: -to Iris- "I can see why." -to Mia- "We'll help all we can."

Knuckles: "Which, to be honest, might not be much, but what'cha gonna do. You can only help as much as you can."

-Blessing-

Mia: You! (points at Iris) You don't seem that upset about it! How do we know if we can trust you?

-Blessing-

Sonic: "Uh."

Knuckles: "What?"

Sonic: "That makes absolutely zero sense. Why the fuck would she be in league with someone like that?"

Knuckles: "Yeah, no offense, but that's a pretty senseless accusation."