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MichaelDj54 Up on Melancholy hill. from North of Normal, West of Weird Since: Mar, 2010
Up on Melancholy hill.
#1: Jul 8th 2011 at 12:58:19 AM

It's gonna work like this. Villain A is gonna do something once per post, but it's gonna get worse and worse as we continue on. Robbing a bank may lead to the murder of a hostage, which could cause the villain to snap more and use a bomb...and so on and so forth.

So let's start off with something small and see how horrible we can make this guy.

Villain walks down street and kicks puppy.

Is it selfish that I'm happy as we pass the setting sun?
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#2: Jul 8th 2011 at 1:01:11 AM

He then fails to stop for the red man when crossing. He runs across the street.

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#3: Jul 8th 2011 at 1:01:48 AM

Not satisfied with that the villain finds another puppy and kicks it twice.

edited 8th Jul '11 1:13:28 AM by Blurring

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#4: Jul 8th 2011 at 1:16:07 AM

He then throws the puppy straight into rush hour traffic, causing a 17-car pile up.

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#5: Jul 8th 2011 at 2:54:00 AM

One of the cars happens to be tank with petrol, causing the huge(and possibly lethal) explosion.

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PerfectltyABNormal This title will be too l from The whirlpool in the sky Since: May, 2011
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#6: Jul 8th 2011 at 3:47:46 AM

The explosion doesnt phase him and he plants a big bob on a bridge.

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#7: Jul 8th 2011 at 5:37:12 AM

Said 'Big Bob' is a massive, sedated clone that he created using DNA samples from a the stem cells of puppies and a human fetus. It's large enough to clog up the only bridge out of town.

edited 8th Jul '11 5:37:40 AM by TheHeroHartmut

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PerfectltyABNormal This title will be too l from The whirlpool in the sky Since: May, 2011
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#8: Jul 8th 2011 at 6:32:35 AM

The moment it explodes the whole world will feel its pain x 10000

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
FergardStratoavis Lizard Metabolism from Ye Olde Worlde (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#9: Jul 8th 2011 at 6:52:19 AM

However, villain reserves the exploding Big Bob as his last resort against heroes and policemen. Meanwhile, he heads to nearby orphanage with assault rifle.

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NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#10: Jul 10th 2011 at 4:30:09 AM

Having already set some bombs to blow police cars up. He rampages around the orphanage and punches whomever comes too close, giggling like a spoiled teenage brat, who's finally gotten that green Corvette.

edited 21st Feb '12 1:20:02 PM by NathanielTheSeeker

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#11: Jul 10th 2011 at 4:32:17 AM

He then kicks some kids. He then attempts to break down the place.

He succeeds.

With a death toll in the 20s, he goes on a hit-and-run spree with his Corvette.

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#12: Jul 10th 2011 at 4:35:13 AM

Which he slams into a nursery and runs over all the newborns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#13: Jul 10th 2011 at 4:42:02 AM

Not only that, but he has lost any form of empathy or sympathy.

He robs a van full of happy kids, and shoots them.

LiberatedLiberater 奇跡の魔女 from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: Jun, 2011
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#14: Jul 10th 2011 at 4:59:43 AM

He leaves one girl behind so he can use her for target practice later on.

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#15: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:01:51 AM

He then destroys an entire section of the city, and claims that it was 'boring'.

NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#16: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:05:03 AM

After slaughtering some policemen, he hacks into the network and downloads the most horrible kind of porn into it as he uses that beforementioned girl as a target practice and prepares to let Big Bob float to New York....

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#17: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:13:14 AM

He then kills his mother.

(Dear god, this guy is pure evil)

NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#18: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:18:39 AM

He then calls his father to 'reunite after a long time and have some pleasant chat'. When the latter arrives, the killer shows him the head of his own mother, shoots both legs of his father off by a shotgun, tangles him in barbed wire, crucifies him into a wall, attaches a Tv into his intestines and leaves him to die in a house he set in fire - while leaving some Michael Bolton to play.

-Mind you all I'm pretty chilled by that, too.-

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#19: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:23:17 AM

After doing so, he then assassinates the woman he loved because he didn't want anyone else to have her.

NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#20: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:25:53 AM

He tracks down his best friend and takes him to the ride- through the city he destroyed before casually suggesting that said friend hop head-first from the moving Corvette. The latter does so.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#21: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:29:09 AM

He then, in an act of kindness, gives a hobo a delicious sandwich.

Of which, the bread has a heat-based bomb inside.

The hobo explodes as soon as he finishes it.

The villain complains about the fact the blood does not go with the blue of his Corvette.

(DEAR GOD. I'm okay with this, but man... he's a piece of work!)

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#22: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:36:02 AM

Which gives him the idea to paint his car red, literally, with blood of his fallen foes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#23: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:38:07 AM

So he starts driving towards New York, where Big Bob is already at work. Oh, the anticipation and unbridled enthusiasm for total loss of life that makes him almost jump out of his skin.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
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#24: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:41:19 AM

On the way he crosses a bridge. Getting out, he sets up blockades at each end of the bridge so as to cause a massive traffic jam on either end of the bridge. With everyone held in place on the bridge, he plants explosive devices on the pillars...

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#25: Jul 10th 2011 at 5:48:23 AM

He then kills a WW 2 veteran. And laughs.


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