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Stuff would get done. Or else.
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Lead.
Get a democratically elected counsel immediately.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Embrace the mindscrew
Probably go mad with power, becoming a tragic parody of myself I guess.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
State of Mind
Arrest everyone who ever disagreed with me.
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
o hai
Do really stupid things like ban the use of custom firmware on PSPs and make removing youtube videos because of copyright or something illegal.
If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.
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Mind readers.
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I would attempt to save the world, fail, and then go insane and consider destroying the world another way of saving it. Then destroy it.
"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak
Faith in the self.
Piss on people's souls.
"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
DUMB
Be a Shallow Parody of Pol Pot, to rave reviews.
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Kill anyone who opposes me.
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Your Worth is 50 Yen!
Legally rename myself Reverse Hitler. Have facial hair everywhere Hitler didn't. Order Jews to reproduce constantly. Gypsies and blacks and gays, too, but the gays might have some trouble with it. Insist that blond, blue-eyed people are an inferior race and constantly denounce Germany. Destroy the economy, make sure no train ever runs on time. Eventually abdicate my position and try to go to art school.
月を見るたび思い出せ
Lead.
And successfully get into art school.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Your Worth is 50 Yen!
Fuck yeah.
月を見るたび思い出せ
Bunny
Blackmoon wins
Threadality
edited 6th Jul '11 11:28:07 AM by Deathonabun
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
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I would give everyone free pizza?
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Dog and Pony Show
"Reverse Hitler" would totally be Hitler's wrestling finisher.
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
DER ELLENBOGEN DES VOLKES!
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watching down on us
Honestly, I'd just find ways to put the country on a kind of "autopilot" and spend my days using my wealth and power.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
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Wage a holy war against the moonmen.
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this is a good plan
Except I'd also occasionally issue wacky directives, like piping The Mars Volta through loudspeakers in public places or declaring a fatwa on Scouting For Girls.
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Start a religion that hails the moon men as gods.
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Faith in the self.
Everybody would have to watch Firefly.
inb4 Gee, Juan, way to turn people off and uninterested.
"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
In what way does that make you Reverse Hitler?
I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
Hmm, that is very, very unlikely, for this one is shy, lacks ambition and is literally unable to order people around.
But where it to happen somehow...
This one would be benevolent, yet whimsical, unpredictable and shrouded in mystery. She would try very hard to maintain a reputation of the cold-hearted, merciless but fair ruler. She'd make sure that she is feared - but those brave or desperate enough to face her anyway, she would reward. Those plotting against her, she'd make disappear - to public, and make them her advisors instead.
This one would be very afraid of crossing the line and becoming a tyrant she used to despise. Fully aware that she would not notice it when it happens, she'd give the means to destroy her to her most trusted friend - and to most honourable enemy. If they come to agreement, then it would probably mean that she has indeed gone too far and needs to be brought down.
If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
I know one thing about dictators is one minute they are here to give hope to the people the next thing they are oppressing the people.Or they are nice people but still hold an iron grip on the country.In all honesty what would happen if you became a dictator of a country.