Team Fortress 2 will have a final upate:

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1 Usht27th Jun 2011 05:43:16 PM from an arbitrary view point.
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It will come out alongside the Meet The Pyro video where we'll not only get to find out what gender Pyro is, it will also completely balance the Pyro and the rest of the classes and come with enough maps that you'll never run out of them in your life time along with a random hat generator. The game will then have achieved enlightenment and all physical and digital copies will mysteriously disappear and ascend to a state of video game Nirvana, being too good for this Earth.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
2 OrangeSpider27th Jun 2011 07:41:38 PM from Ursalia , Relationship Status: On the prowl
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Yeah, i'm guessing this will come out : After the End. Valve time.

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3 Gralien27th Jun 2011 08:15:25 PM from Frostbite Falls
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DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!! When I saw the link on the main thread I thought this thread was going to link to a suspicious press release or something!
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4 Fancolors28th Jun 2011 04:54:47 PM from Land of the Mamelucos
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And it shall be glorious.
5 CartoonCharles10th Jul 2011 09:50:16 AM from Fisher Kingdom, Indiana
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Team Fortress 2 doesn't GET a final update. It's powered by the world's only Perpetual Content-Generating Machine. Engineered by Mann Co., of course.

When Gaben dies, he will be buried in Ben Franklins. And hats.

edited 10th Jul '11 9:57:02 AM by CartoonCharles

6 PerfectltyABNormal10th Jul 2011 02:09:12 PM from The whirlpool in the sky
This title will be too l
There will never be a end to this madness.

edited 10th Jul '11 4:04:00 PM by PerfectltyABNormal

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7 bwburke949th Sep 2011 04:22:59 PM from Massachusetts , Relationship Status: It's complicated
Still hates the new layout
Madness? THIS! IS! VALVE!
So why is the signature line 140 characters? Thought that was only a Twitter thing.
Definitely not a weirdo
It's worth noting that Valve does have a hypothetical "last" Team Fortress 2 update planned just in case they go out of business so you can set up games on servers other than theirs.
9 OrangeSpider29th Oct 2011 09:06:40 PM from Ursalia , Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
Awwwww, they do love us. waii

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