Scenes you don't like to watch with anyone else

The "I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross" scene from Donnie Darko.

edited 3rd Jul '11 8:40:41 AM by Schitzo

Yeah most sex scenes, or else stuff that's not technically a sex scene but would get me hot and bothered. Like any time David Bowie is onscreen in Labyrinth.

Britsh gangster films are a bit of a surprise to people who aren't really aware of the genres conventions. Like the fact that the humour is slightly different to most films and every second word is a swear word. I suggested one and everybody did not enjoy it. I say everybody, but I did because I knew what to expect.

I almost watched Eastern Promises with my parents, but then I found out about a certain scene where Viggo fights in the nude and you can see everything.

Anything with Gorned blood.

Anything with bombastic amounts of Ho Yay. Unless, it's funny, like the Ho Yay in Commando.

When I was a kid, I could not watch the scene in The Rugrats Movie where Dil pulls on Tommy's diaper and it falls.

Anything...no, scratch that, everything that Nicolas Winding Refn has ever put on screen.

edited 8th Jul '11 2:23:03 PM by Seamus

The sex scenes in Dragon Age. DEAR GOD!

He's reportedly wanting to get the Wonder Woman movie off the ground. With Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman.

And if that's true, then I can't wait. I'm a huge fan of his work, but...that'll be the filthiest superhero movie ever made.

It would also be a major shot in the arm for female superhero movies and DC Comics adaptations. His newest film (Drive) was expected by some to win the Palme D'Or at Cannes after it got a 15 minute standing ovation.

edited 8th Jul '11 8:08:35 PM by Buscemi

Has anyone mentioned The Human Centipede yet?

Yeah, I can't wait for Drive. Reminds me of The Driver.

I wouldn't mind watching some of that with my family for lulz.

edited 8th Jul '11 9:14:40 PM by lolacat

Yeah, sex scenes manage to hit a nerve with me if my mother happens to be around. I think a Freudian-focal film lecturer I know told it best when he said he rarely has any issues watching anything unless a woman with striking resemblances to his mother happens to be hanging out nearby. For him, this unfortunately counted a librarian working in the film catalogues at the university.

I always get a little soft when I'm watching a little more Gorn-y with my brother. He's long had fears of blood and the like and it gets me all sentimental when I see him curling up in response to something I probably wouldn't otherwise shake a lamb's tail at.

More broadly, I was always a bit defensive about showing Man Bites Dog to other people for one reason or another.

The most embarassed I've ever been at a film was watching Sliver while my mother was in an adjacent room. Then again, I would have been embarassed watching it even by myself—I get the feeling that even Leigh Sabio would consider the relationship in that film overly twisted.

edited 9th Jul '11 4:48:35 PM by feotakahari

It would have been even more twisted had the producers gotten their first choice to direct: Roman Polanski.

I can't watch porn with other people around.

Other than that, perhaps the entirety of High School Musical. Because I'm apparently one of the few adults who still likes the series.

I can tolerate them. Even enjoy a few of the songs.

This fight scene From Metal gear solid 4.

I don't even have to click the link to know what you're talking about. And yes. Definitely. "Bur, sweetie, why are you buying porn games?" "I'm not, I swear!" "...then why is that guy licking semen." "It's cyborg blood!" "Uh huh."

Your parents are funny. Does Vamp really have to put his knife in front of his crotch....? When Raiden stabs himself, it actually looks like a grinning Vamp is humping him at one point.

Than there is also that part in Mgs3 when you disguse Snake as that creepy big guy Volgin's lover. When he sees Snake, he grabs his crotch and says "You're not the major, I know the major better than anyone else!"

edited 10th Jul '11 7:41:54 PM by lolacat

My parents have long gotten used to it and are merciless. And they have impeccable timing for coming in at the worst moments in games. They didn't walk in at that moment in 3, but did catch the Ocelot fight with him getting a boner over loading a revolver.

Anything that makes me cry I don't like to watch with anyone else. Like the ending scenes of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Pure blubberfest. Fill half a dozen kleenexes with snot each time.

edited 10th Jul '11 7:57:21 PM by Bur

That scene in Mgs2 where the US president grabs Raiden's crotch to determine his sex, instead of you know, just asking him? Also, Fortune's constant "KILLL MEEEE!!!"

The fight with Gray Fox in Mgs: "MAKE ME FEEL IT, I FEEL SO ALIVE SNAKE, HURRRTTT MEE MOORRREE!"

That scene in Blue Velvet where Frank covers Jeff with lipstick and kisses him while calling him pretty.

edited 10th Jul '11 10:51:05 PM by lolacat