General Mario Thread

If that theory is correct, then I don't mind the Bakshi-looking rabbit bosses. Up until now, I kind of wished the Koopalings had made their 3D debut instead.

Um...

I don't know what to make of that.

So I'm not going to make anything of it.

That's what happens when people can't spell for shit.

Speaking of shit◊.

That's gotta be Japanese or something. No way would that fly in any other market.

Absolutely.

Doesn't mean that it isn't official merchandise with Mario shouting "SHIT"

Speaking of official Nintendo things, this is a mosaic of Luigi pictures sent in by fans and made into a picture of Luigi.◊

Weegee, Gay Luigi, and that wall-eyed shot of Luigi from the Super Mario World cartoon somehow slipped in.

I see Hotel Mario Luigi in there as well.

That's what I meant by Gay Luigi. That's his official unofficial name.

I also see that Green Mario managed to sneak in there.

Ugh, that's just a fake photomosaic that's made by overlaying the photos with a transparent image. Clearly most people don't know how to make those things.

But it's still funny as it's probably the closest Nintendo will get to acknowledging the CD-i games.

I feel bad for whoever had to sift out all the porn they inevitably got sent when they asked for images from the public.

Today I learned that Amazee Dayzees can sometimes drop Jammin' Jellies when killed in the original Paper Mario.

Makes sense, since Crayzee Dayzees drop Honey and Maple Syrup.

Wait, really? Even Mariowiki doesn't have this mentioned on there... Did you test it yourself, or are you getting this from somewhere?

That doesn't make any sense....does it at least happen later in the game?

Like really late.

I was fighting a bunch of 'em to hit the level cap, and one dropped a Jammin' Jelly when it died.

It's probably a pretty rare drop chance, like Pokeys dropping Dried Fruit.

I think you can see it happening in Scykoh's 100% LP of the game.

I can't believe that Mario just brutally killed Luigi.

Jesus fucking Christ

I am so fond of finding that kinda thing.

It's too bad those books are such rare finds- They seem right up my ally as far as ironic enjoyment goes.

I had one of those books, it was the one with the cloning machine.

I don't recall any particularly gruesome deaths, though one ending has Mario getting mobbed to death by a whole army of Wendy O. Koopas, which is about as horrible a fate as I can imagine.

Super Mario: Choose Your Own Adventure - A Telltale Series confirmed?

edited 23rd Feb '17 11:13:40 AM by Jaryl

So I finished my Paper Mario run in my favorite way: whittling Bowser down to 1 HP and then finishing him off with a Pebble.

Funny enough as is, but then I remembered I have a TTYD save file set right at the final boss, and decided to finish off the Shadow Queen in a humiliatingly silly way as well.

Sadly, TTYD doesn't have a Pebble, so instead I killed her with Flurrie's Lip Lock attack. There's something hilarious about Flurrie planting a big, wet, sloppy kiss on the Shadow Queen, causing her to shriek in horror and explode cataclysmically.