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Wheezy (That Guy You Met Once) from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
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#101: Jan 19th 2012 at 12:22:11 AM

"Vajayjay."

Punishable by death.

edited 19th Jan '12 12:24:41 AM by Wheezy

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#102: Jan 19th 2012 at 3:34:30 AM

... Do I want to know what that is?

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dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#103: Jan 19th 2012 at 3:41:03 AM

Yes.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#104: Jan 19th 2012 at 3:42:47 AM

... Well what is it?

You can't expect me to Google it. It's likely dirty.

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Trollkastel Not a Princess from the Tea Party Since: Dec, 2011
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#105: Jan 19th 2012 at 4:04:52 AM

Looks like we are helping the dictionary of Newspeak take shape by outlawing words. Has anyone been caught under thoughtcrime yet?

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whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
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#106: Jan 19th 2012 at 6:07:00 AM

I think the word "staycation" should be banned.

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Wheezy (That Guy You Met Once) from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
(That Guy You Met Once)
#107: Jan 19th 2012 at 8:53:58 AM

[up][up][up] Slang for vagina. Thankfully it seems to have fallen out of favor in the last year or so, but I suspect some people might still be using it.

In fact, we don't really need 9/10 slang terms for genitals. (We can keep a few for variety, though.)

edited 19th Jan '12 8:54:10 AM by Wheezy

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#108: Jan 19th 2012 at 8:57:25 AM

"Or", "And", "It", "Not", "The"

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Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
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#109: Jan 19th 2012 at 11:42:01 AM

There's a local drag queen who calls herself Lady Vajayjay.

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#110: Jan 19th 2012 at 11:44:17 AM

Well, it's better than 'Lady Hairy Axe Wound'.

You know, wife of Lord Hairy-Axewound, the 7th Earl of Clunge.

edited 19th Jan '12 11:46:33 AM by InverurieJones

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#111: Jan 20th 2012 at 10:18:43 AM

Words with double meanings. Puns are great, misunderstandings not so much.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
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#112: Jan 20th 2012 at 10:38:26 AM

Lord Hairy-Axewound, the 7th Earl of Clunge.

-dies laughing-

Anyhow, for those who are sick of swear words, I offer this as a replacement. Imagine the dialogue from Pulp Fiction, where all the swearing was replaced with something from this list. *

edited 20th Jan '12 10:40:09 AM by drunkscriblerian

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Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#113: Jan 20th 2012 at 1:12:57 PM

The funny thing is, I don’t think I’ve actually seen/heard someone actually use the word “irregardless.” I’ve only seen it turn up in complaint threads like this.

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KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
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#114: Jan 20th 2012 at 7:56:47 PM

We should outlaw star

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#115: Jan 20th 2012 at 7:59:06 PM

"Swag"

Fuck that word. Seriously.

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#116: Jan 20th 2012 at 9:06:09 PM

Chillax. *shudder* I don't know what it is about that pseudo-word that annoys me so much.

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Wheezy (That Guy You Met Once) from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
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#117: Jan 20th 2012 at 10:08:42 PM

I hate it too.

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