Anyone home right now? I need help cleaning up.
Now using Trivialis handle....
I AM!
Name's Hopey.
Help me clean up! We have guests coming in.
Now using Trivialis handle.<cleans up>
<cleans everywhere>
Gosh... the place looks AWESOME!
This house is cleaner than it is when we moved in. B-but that's i-impossible. It's impossi- how did- buh- guh- *faints*
I cast Magic Missile!Wait, where are my keys??
Now using Trivialis handle.Here they are!
-holds up keys-
Did you see anything out the window?
...
What? That burning building? That's been there since a few days.
I MADE CROSSAINTS FOR BREAKFAST!
Milk!
-flies into kitchen-
I like milk.
Who's doing laundry today?
Now using Trivialis handle.-takes food from the fridge- That's all of em!!
-Opens door- ... -Goes back out, then tries again-
DAMMIT, a crowds supposed to applaud me when I come in...Maybe I should get famous first...Oh well -Sits in armchair with a pipe and glasses and reads newspaper from 1956-
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageHey guys! I'm back from my journey to find enlightenment. I couldn't find it. What'd I miss?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanYou missed your turn to do the dishes. -Points to the kitchen-
Now using Trivialis handle.<eats a cake>
Dudes.
This cake. Good.
-drops down through roof-
I heard that we have cake.
We have 40.
Now using Trivialis handle.Were they stolen?
Party?
Well, turn that TV off, party on.
-more explosion are heard from room, followed by maniacal laughter-