Newt Gingrich Announces his bid for Presidency

But it's obviously the Japanese! Everyone knows that they're going to rule the world through anime!

fair enough, you gotta have something to be afraid of...

I'm calling Cain, Paul and Gingrich as the serious candidates for the primary.

@Spain Sun

If that's your only reason for voting, what about Paul?

What about Donald Trump

The Nipponese Candidate?

I can't believe he won S.C. I thought those guys weren't maluable to that man's evils. He is a textbook example of hypocracy, the things he charged people with are the things that he was able to out sin. He is inncreadibly remorsless with his actions, and he has demonstrated with his lack of commetment, his abbandoning of his first and second wives while they were battling cancer and MS respectively, he is not someone that can be relied on, because as soon as the going gets tough for anyone besides himself, he'll start fucking someone else. He is a living manipulator, watch him speak, his eyes constantly twitch from the audiance to the debate panel, constanly looking for the response, thinking of the perfect spins, the perfect lies. He's cold calculating like a machine, but there's no return for the fuel you give him, he's only in it for homself, and when you can't meet his whims, he'll leave you on your death bed, he'll leave the country on it's death bed.

Good lord,a block of text.

It's already there. The question is just 'will her or won't he pull the plug?'

Actually, depending on which historical reference the original title was going for, it might still be The Manchurian Candidate.

edited 22nd Jan '12 7:33:22 AM by FurikoMaru

The paper had a picture of him after he won SC.

-Shivers-

I swear, every time he smiles a puppy dies (and the smile in the picture must've killed about 100).

edited 25th Jan '12 4:23:28 PM by Malph

god i hate this guy

Yack Fest trying to discuss politics is hilarious.

Really?

Yes, really.

Also:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's too bad he isn't on the site anymore, because "I think Cain is a serious candidate" is fucking hilarious now.

Who precisely are you quoiting?

edited 25th Jan '12 5:45:10 PM by Ultimatum

The Republican Candidates are mostly just a collection of clowns, but Gingrich is a certifiable ass.

Newt Gringrinch. Hehehe, it's funny, because his first name is an imitation lizard, and his second name is "Green Grinch".

Gingrich sounds like the name of a villain on a saturday morning cartoon.

if only Mitt Romney wasn't just so meh, then maybe he would shine out a bit more, though he is still an idiot.

Captain Planet And The Planeteers springs to mind.

edited 25th Jan '12 5:52:03 PM by Ultimatum

An older post in this thread. It's called "scroll up."

And, all the Republicans suck at the moment. I'd venture to say that Ron Paul sucks least, but that's not saying much.

I'd be fine with Romney having a shot at the Presidency, though I'd feel better if it was 2008 Romney.

Gingrich is the Right teaching the Left how they feel about Obama, only all the awful things are actually true.

I heard he wants to colonize the moon by 2013.

-Checks date-

Good luck with that.

He wants it to be our launch point so we can colonize Mars.

I assume the Republican Space Rangers are also a part of his plan.

edited 25th Jan '12 8:23:55 PM by Malph