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Cucumber quest:

 151 Rivux, Sun, 23rd Sep '12 7:34:56 AM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
GioGio
I'm starting to wonder if they're all the same.
Retrieve my balls? Retrieve my steel balls? Quite the contrary. My balls need no retrieval whatsoever.
Vikings
Those faces. [lol]
Uh the fundamental spirit of cooperation and unity that drives the human race is unconfirmed to be more efficient than random computer input
 153 Meta Four, Sun, 23rd Sep '12 9:49:32 AM from the house of bread and battle
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
That power is nothing sneeze at. Now Cuco can drain the ocean.
 154 Fancolors, Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:04:36 AM from Land of the Mamelucos
It sounds like something useful against Splashmaster.
Behold! Grammer Nazis, behold the sigh of Engrish mine!
Taoist flying powers
oh god my sides. Those faces got me cracking up bad.

[up] Woah, that does make sense...
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 156 Two A, Sun, 23rd Sep '12 6:04:58 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
[up]

Yeah, that was some hilarously obvious foreshadowing.

Altough, considering the author, I feel like it's bound to fail somehow.
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
 157 Marioguy 128, Sun, 23rd Sep '12 6:50:39 PM from various galaxies
Geomancer
Cucumber needs to have more imagination. I can think of a few situations where having a power like that would be useful.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Vikings
"These people are in charge of a country."
Uh the fundamental spirit of cooperation and unity that drives the human race is unconfirmed to be more efficient than random computer input
Taoist flying powers
At this point poor Cucumber might be contemplating that living under the tyrannical rule of the Nightmare Knight might not be that bad compared to this
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
Vikings
Well he's already got the signature he needs, so he could just skedaddle and hope that the other kingdoms have less quirky rulers (yeah right!).
Uh the fundamental spirit of cooperation and unity that drives the human race is unconfirmed to be more efficient than random computer input
Taoist flying powers
Hhaha having not a chance in this universe. Cucumber is fated to be the Only Sane Man in this webcomic.

I bet the rest are going to get progressively quirkier. Or might subvert that. Who knows? Either way Cucumber's life is not going to be great
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 162 Two A, Tue, 25th Sep '12 1:09:52 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
That page xD

Wonder if we'll see Captain Caboodle again.
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
 163 Fancolors, Tue, 25th Sep '12 1:42:31 PM from Land of the Mamelucos
I'm gonna laugh so hard if that pizza spell turns out to be useful.

[up] Probably yes. Caboodle is just too awesome to not appear again.
Behold! Grammer Nazis, behold the sigh of Engrish mine!
Taoist flying powers
[up] Dude's bound to pop up at the most random time.

new chapter

Familiar locale and inb4 they run into Splashmaster the very next strip

nope it's it's crab bro

edited 2nd Oct '12 6:44:25 PM by moonmeh

I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 165 Two A, Thu, 4th Oct '12 4:20:44 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
Man, bro Carrot looks awesome. xD
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
hahhahah oh my god that's awesome.

and his name is actually crabbro wtf I was totally joking when I typed that
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 167 Two A, Thu, 4th Oct '12 10:29:36 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
[up] Funny how things work out, huh? grin
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
 168 Marioguy 128, Thu, 4th Oct '12 11:23:14 PM from various galaxies
Geomancer
He sees everything in bro vision.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
 169 Two A, Sun, 7th Oct '12 6:25:07 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
New page is up.

Apparently, Nautilus can't swim. You'd think she would have had many opportunities to learn, what with her being the princess of the water kingdom and all.

edited 7th Oct '12 8:35:27 PM by TwoA

"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
[up] But this is cucumber universe where everything follows a twisted sense of narrative humor. Of course the princess of the water kingdom doesn't know how to swim
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 171 Two A, Sun, 7th Oct '12 8:39:28 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
[up] You can bet Cucumber is going to point out how ridiculous that fact is.

edited 7th Oct '12 8:39:47 PM by TwoA

"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
[up] Of course he will. The Nautilus will obviously retort by saying 'WHO SAYS A PRINCESS OF THE WATER KINGDOM NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM' and the next panel will be just ... from Cuco
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
 173 Two A, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:30:01 AM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
[up]And it will be hilarous.
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Vikings
[up]And it washilarious

what
Uh the fundamental spirit of cooperation and unity that drives the human race is unconfirmed to be more efficient than random computer input
 175 Two A, Tue, 9th Oct '12 6:18:23 PM from Undisclosed
'Sup bro
[up] Frickin' called it cool

"I wouldn't expect you to be able to swim through cake" xD

edited 9th Oct '12 6:19:10 PM by TwoA

"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
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