Those faces. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
That power is nothing sneeze at. Now Cuco can drain the ocean.
I draw stuff.
It sounds like something useful against Splashmaster.
Taoist flying powers
oh god my sides. Those faces got me cracking up bad.
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Woah, that does make sense...
'Sup bro
Yeah, that was some hilarously obvious foreshadowing.
Altough, considering the author, I feel like it's bound to fail somehow.
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Geomancer
Cucumber needs to have more imagination. I can think of a few situations where having a power like that would be useful.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Taoist flying powers
At this point poor Cucumber might be contemplating that living under the tyrannical rule of the Nightmare Knight might not be that bad compared to this
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
Well he's already got the signature he needs, so he could just skedaddle and hope that the other kingdoms have less quirky rulers (yeah right!).
Taoist flying powers
Hhaha having not a chance in this universe. Cucumber is fated to be the Only Sane Man in this webcomic.
I bet the rest are going to get progressively quirkier. Or might subvert that. Who knows? Either way Cucumber's life is not going to be great
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
'Sup bro
That page xD
Wonder if we'll see Captain Caboodle again.
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
I draw stuff.
I'm gonna laugh so hard if that pizza spell turns out to be useful.
Probably yes. Caboodle is just too awesome to not appear again.
Taoist flying powers
Dude's bound to pop up at the most random time.
Familiar locale and inb4 they run into Splashmaster the very next strip
nope it's it's crab bro
edited 2nd Oct '12 6:44:25 PM by moonmeh
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
'Sup bro
Man, bro Carrot looks awesome. xD
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
hahhahah oh my god that's awesome.
and his name is actually crabbro wtf I was totally joking when I typed that
I consider it my duty to ensure that, should you be surprised by a bear in your library, you will have ample ammunition to beat it to death.
'Sup bro
Funny how things work out,huh? 
Geomancer
He sees everything in bro vision.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
'Sup bro
Apparently, Nautilus can't swim. You'd think she would have had many opportunities to learn, what with her being the princess of the water kingdom and all.
edited 7th Oct '12 8:35:27 PM by TwoA
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
But this is cucumber universe where everything follows a twisted sense of narrative humor. Of course the princess of the water kingdom doesn't know how to swim
'Sup bro
You can bet Cucumber is going to point out how ridiculous that fact is.
edited 7th Oct '12 8:39:47 PM by TwoA
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
Taoist flying powers
Of course he will. The Nautilus will obviously retort by saying 'WHO SAYS A PRINCESS OF THE WATER KINGDOM NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM' and the next panel will be just ... from Cuco
'Sup bro
And it will be hilarous.
'Sup bro
Frickin' called it 
"I wouldn't expect you to be able to swim through cake" xD
edited 9th Oct '12 6:19:10 PM by TwoA
"It's not a matter of time, it's just a matter of timing" - Motion City Sountrack
I'm starting to wonder if they're all the same.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean