Jackass Detector
Children's? I take offense to that.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Uno is really just Crazy Eights with a specialized deck.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Eh, Euchre's the best game. I guess Uno comes in close behind.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Personally, I think it's boring.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
That is because you lack the VERVE and ENTHUSIASM necessary for the game
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Get the Attack version that shoots cards at you WITH THE VELOCITY OF A BULLET.
Jackass Detector
Back in my day, the players weren't so much of wusses that they couldn't do that themselves.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Considering that half of the game is obsessive Rules Lawyering, it'd be pretty hard for wusses to play.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Moonlight, the 13th Dusk
Uno is serious business... :l
"No matter what happens to you in this world, never give up your ideals or the freedom to live your life as you choose to."
UNO! WE OUT!
Eclipse the Moon
Fuck yeah, Uno.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Yay Uno! 
One is the shit!
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Errbody played Uno in high school.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Uno is the card game of champions. Somewhere I have a really tiny deck where the cards are maybe an inch. If only I could find it.
Just a simple hero
Only winners play Uno, and I play Uno.
The New Age of Awesome is here! Not even the sky is the limit!
Uniocular
Juno?
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
The best and worst card is Draw 4 and Color Change. 
You call Wild cards Color Change where you live?
The best and worst house rule is stacking penalties. Player One plays a Draw 2. Instead of drawing, Player Two plays a Draw 2. Player Three does the same. Player 4 has no Draw 2 cards, and so must draw six cards.
It's also awesome to play two-player with skip and reverse cards. If you get a lot in your hand, you can shed most of them in a single turn. "Skip you, back to me... skip you... skip you... reverse, back to me... reverse... reverse... skip... reverse... skip... skip, and Uno, by the way... and finish off with a Wild Draw Four."
Fresh-eyed movie blog
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So satisfying.
NOT THE BEES
Yeah, I pissed off my sister doing that. 
It's ok, Booky. We cool.
Oh yay!
The only children's card game worth playing.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!