A Pheasant Experience
On the one hand, that was kinda hot... On the other hand, HOW DOES THIS AUTHOR KNOW WHO I AM?!
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
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Is this because I haven't gotten the latest generation yet? ...and you do know that I don't want to pursue a relationship?
I chase birds because of some primal instinct, not because I want to do them!
edited 25th Apr '11 12:54:08 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
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I'm not attracted to the dead! Who wrote this crap?
Awesome. A girl! Enticed with my metrosexual ways!
Wait, what? I got arrested? Because it broke the age of concent rules of the Great Supranation? NOOOO!!!
Happy New Year!
Hey was pretty sweet, the way the author had two TOTAL STRAIGHT guys express their love for each other.
edited 29th Jun '11 12:04:12 AM by joeyjojo
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OH MY GOD! You mean...? And we...? So we actually...? We baked a cake together? OH MY LORD!
Part-Time Omen of Death
Well, that was a creative use of thumbs. The author doesn't really know me very well though.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Uh... I'm not even a Homestuck fan, this is completely OOC.
Did I really fondle her boobies?
Oh God, who hated me enough to write this? This is terrible.
....!?
Well, this isn't too bad... wait, the cat's in on it too?
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Let me express my horror with this avatar of Usagi:
This title will be too l
The Cake .... The Cake!? .... The .... The Cake and .... I....
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Oh wow, that was hot!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!