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RhymeBeat Bird mom from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#1: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:46:16 PM

Chicago school bans home made lunches.

Wow..... Because school lunches are known for thier nutritional value and quality, right?

This is clearly just a BS excuse to force kids to pay for school lunches. But this fails on so many levels.

1). Kids who won't eat the stuff I'n the cafeteria will go hungry hurting educational performance.

2) Jewish and Muslim students will suffer if there's any pork

3) Some people simply can't afford daily lunches.

4). Cafeteria food is (generally) terrible for your health.

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NativeJovian Jupiterian Local from Orlando, FL Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#2: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:50:24 PM

You realize that public school cafeterias have ridiculously strict nutritional requirements they have to adhere to, right? At least, in most places they do; I couldn't comment on Chicago in particular. And while they can turn a profit, it's only because they receive massive grants from a variety of places — money which can only go toward school food. They can't turn around around and use that money on books or teacher salary, for example.

Not saying that it's a good idea, mind, but it's not as LOL OBVIOUS MONEY GRAB as you seem to be assuming.

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Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#3: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:50:50 PM

What about kids with allergies? Or those that can't have gluten? Is every meal these schools provide going to have vegetarian options, nut-free options, sugar-free options, and gluten-free options? This wasn't well thought-out and doesn't seem worth the financial cost, or the managerial headache.

Edit: I should read articles before commenting on them. tongue What's going to happen is parents getting doctors notes saying their kid has an allergy so they can pack their kids a damn bologna sandwich and juicy juice.

edited 12th Apr '11 12:53:40 PM by Bur

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NativeJovian Jupiterian Local from Orlando, FL Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#4: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:53:12 PM

I'd assume they would — despite what people like to think, not everyone in a position of authority making a decision you don't agree with is a complete idiot. Allergies I'm certain they'd take care of; religious or idealistic dietary requirements I'm less sure of, but I'd imagine they would... and if they didn't, the students (or more likely, their parents) would be entirely justified in demanding them.

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carbon-mantis Collector Of Fine Oddities from Trumpland Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
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#5: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:55:45 PM

Hmm, my sister certainly couldn't attend the school. She's allergic to soy, which means that she probably couldn't have anything but ice water for lunch if she were forced to comply with a no-lunch-from-home rule.

Never mind, missed that one part.

edited 12th Apr '11 1:02:59 PM by carbon-mantis

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#6: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:56:26 PM

Based off my own cafeteria experiences there should be allergy free(by default) and non religious options(just out of how many choices), but I have no clue what the hell gluten is. LAUSD.

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#7: Apr 12th 2011 at 12:56:29 PM

From the first paragraph of the article:

Only students with allergies are allowed to bring a homemade lunch to school,

That said, if my kids were going there, I'd come up with some bullshit allergy note so I could keep sending them to school with their own lunch. IMO, this looks to be a straight-up money grab from the parents.

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#8: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:02:04 PM

[up][up]Gluten is a particular type of protein. In terms of food allergies, it's basically synonymous with wheat.

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#10: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:28:27 PM

I do not think it is.

Please.
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
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#11: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:30:30 PM

You realize that public school cafeterias have ridiculously strict nutritional requirements they have to adhere to, right?

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Oh, good memories of biting into a chicken nugget in middle school and finding a pus-filled abscess, and one of my friends finding two inches of brain stem. Not to mention how the high school basically served nothing but hamburgers, fried chicken sandwiches, and milk.

Cafeteria food is probably even less healthy than a diet of nothing but Lunchables.

edited 12th Apr '11 1:34:10 PM by Pykrete

RhymeBeat Bird mom from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#12: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:34:03 PM

It's misguided at best. Cafeteria food at the public level is one size fits all. Of they're serving pizza, they're serving pizza. Some kids are picky and won't eat certain foods. Of Thr policy is "eat cafeteria or starve" I think a good percent will pick "starve". At that point they'll spend the latter half of the day malnourished. Then they'll binge (which is never good) on the exact same unhealthy food they couldn't eat at school but sans parental supervision

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johnnyfog Actual Wrestling Legend from the Zocalo Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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#13: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:34:56 PM

Wait...wasn't it not long ago that schools allowed soda machines and dessert bars stocked with brand names in their cafeterias?

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AllanAssiduity Since: Dec, 1969
#14: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:35:31 PM

Given that the solution appointed is school food, I do not think health is a valid counterpoint (even though there are health standards, I've not known a school meal to be genuinely healthy for me, unless it was an exception to the standard).

Eh. I don't eat in school anyway: this would not effect me if it was imposed in my school.

Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
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#15: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:36:07 PM

That, and we had a Little Caesar's and a pretzel stand by high school. Both got more business than the cafeteria. And were probably healthier too.

edited 12th Apr '11 1:47:08 PM by Pykrete

Karkadinn Karkadinn from New Orleans, Louisiana Since: Jul, 2009
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#16: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:38:45 PM

To be fair to the schools, health issues in the food are usually due to serious budget issues. It's not that anyone wants kids to pig out, but healthy food does cost more, and the extra budget, obviously, just isn't there right now.

That's not to say that this kind of action is excusable, of course.

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KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#17: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:38:52 PM

You want to take a stand against obesity? Make the students take a stand. Then have them sit down and stand back up. Repeat until perspiration is achieved. Then do it again. In other words, allocate the budget to physical education, you cheap fucks.

edited 12th Apr '11 1:39:37 PM by KitsuneInferno

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#18: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:41:13 PM

Budget for physical education? For aerobic works? Thats like 100 bucks max.

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#19: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:42:29 PM

Can't seem to find any hard statistics, but for the record...

It's not good for you, and that's the first three results for school lunch statistics on Google.

EDIT: Here's the site of the people who run it all.

edited 12th Apr '11 1:44:12 PM by Usht

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#20: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:43:41 PM

I guess I'd be going hungry then.

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johnnyfog Actual Wrestling Legend from the Zocalo Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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#21: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:45:59 PM

I must be the only person who actually liked* cafeteria food. Of course, it wasn't either that or box lunches with a soggy peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

well, except the coleslaw. It looked like baby vomit.

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TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
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#22: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:47:25 PM

The food in the caf was the shit my friend. Best thing ever. I miss it so.sad

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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
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#23: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:49:51 PM

My school lunch was sponsored by Subway and actually lead the school to reporting that it made kids thinner, but I don't think there's been too many other schools to do that and more so, how much what you guys ate were fries, burgers, and the like?

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RhymeBeat Bird mom from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#24: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:52:12 PM

Yep. My school cafeteria food made Mc Donald's delicious by comparison.

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JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#25: Apr 12th 2011 at 1:53:19 PM

I had home made sandwiches.

And for the most part none of our school dinners were "bad" some of them were a bit unappitising and the chips were a bit too thick, but otherwise they were just food.


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