What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

It's an ad for a psychology magazine. The ad is hilarious on its own, but here's what makes it funnier:

1) I was born in 1997.

2) It was on the Professor Layton page. The games are full of Anachronism Stew and Steampunk elements. Yeah...

Cadbury Marvelous Creations ice cream!?

GIMME GIMME GIMME

...after I finish eating my current ice cream, that is.

No, Adserver, I don't care how many scantily clad women or cartoon versions of characters from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms you drape over this Bejeweled clone, I'm not downloading it. I already got the real deal for free when it was On The House on Origin...

Timberland Hiking Boots. Which is fair because I am researching new footwear.

Yet it is stupid because the only shoes I looked up were: MSC brand Deck Shoes, One Star Custom High Tops, and Airider Combat Boots...

Back to dating sites.

Pretty sure more than half of those women aren';t interested in young teenage girls who already have a boyfriend. Stahp.

And Adbot, how the fuck did you know that Mum is planning to get an Optus broadband!?

Why thank you, Ad Bot, I am interested in French citizenship. I get there's a reason you're advertising it in Tunisian Arabic, but why do that to me?

Also, MARCHONS! MARCHONS! QU'UN SANG IMPUR! ABREUVE NOS SILLONS!

But no, I don't want turkey, nor am I interested in TURKISH citizenship, nor am I interested in the Alpha Course.

edited 30th Nov '14 4:12:13 AM by RatherRandomRachel

Adbot, don't give me McDonald's ads. I hate working there as it is. Don't make me hate it more.

Ranch dressing.

You win this round, adserver.

Adbot, may I not play an online game about marriage?

And stop the autoplaying video ads. Now.

I have no idea how Aviators is related to an autoplaying NSFW ad for women's undergarments, adbot.

Also, an autoplaying NSFW ad for women's undergarments. I didn't want to use ad-block for Tvtropes, but I can't have that shit appearing at school. ^note  For the record, it happened TWICE here.

edited 1st Dec '14 11:45:37 AM by valozzy

Post that here, if it's NSFW like that.

I tried doing that, but the instructions for finding the ad's source are very confusing for someone who doesn't understand code.

Adserver, stop changing the page on me while I'm trying to read the forums. >_<

I have the same problem.

What is this "carsmenu," why should I care, who thought this was a good idea?

The ad server, apparently.

I turned my adblock off when I'm not at school, and I found a spanish ad for skittles. Damn you advertising for reminding me I need to get more in a language I don't know.

edited 2nd Dec '14 7:03:50 AM by valozzy

Smartphones? Nah, I hve some kit to get back from my mother first adserver.

Dating sites? Nope, not interested adserver, nice try.

Total (as in oil company)'s renewable wing? I'm not sure what this is about...

Adserver, if I give up my birthday (which has already passed so your timing kinda sucks) for clean water, does that mean I don't have to get older?

Adbot, those IMVU girls fall quite far into the Uncanny Valley.

But, YES YES I'LL TAKE THE KAWAII ALPACASSO PLUSHIES

edited 3rd Dec '14 2:17:03 AM by IchigoPockyChama

No point on presenting me with Samsung's curved TV if I can't afford it in the first place.

Adserver wants me to punch Justin Bieber.

Good Guy Adserver.

Adbot, for the last time, I'm already Canadian!

Maybe if you apologized he'll finally believe you.

Well done, Adbot. Yes, I actually AM interested in getting citizenship in Central America.

Adserver, no matter how many 8s you put into that ad I still don't need a new mattress.