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Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#1: Apr 3rd 2011 at 6:33:33 PM

Tasty treats... is that some kind of sick joke?

I think I'm going to hurl, those look disgusting.

edited 3rd Apr '11 6:33:43 PM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#2: Apr 3rd 2011 at 6:34:35 PM

GILL KAYO! My old enemy!

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#3: Apr 3rd 2011 at 6:35:02 PM

Pretty Patties!

edited 3rd Apr '11 6:35:09 PM by Tzetze

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4: Apr 3rd 2011 at 6:37:04 PM

It tried to advertise a movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged to me.

;_;

Hold me.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#6: Apr 3rd 2011 at 7:36:00 PM

Pretty Patties!

This.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Malph All hail from The middle of somewhere Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I want you to want me
All hail
#7: Apr 4th 2011 at 12:25:57 AM

Pretty Patties!

My thoughts exactly.

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#8: Apr 4th 2011 at 12:40:29 AM

They're macrons. It's a type of french sandwich cookie.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MidnightRambler Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan! from Germania Inferior Since: Mar, 2011
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
faradayangel electrifying from Gallifrey Since: Nov, 2010
electrifying
#10: Apr 4th 2011 at 1:32:46 AM

Scientology likewise

Oh and Macarons it's not Macrons

edited 4th Apr '11 1:36:39 AM by faradayangel

Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probably
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#11: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:04:23 AM

Sarah Beeny is running a dating website? What the balls?

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#13: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:07:02 AM

Gena Showalter and Ford vans. Oh and a bouncing cop.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#14: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:07:24 AM

[up][up] the irony

Polish airlines fly to Warsaw at a lower price!

... cool story bro.

edited 4th Apr '11 6:07:35 AM by SunshineWerewolf

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#15: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:12:49 AM

I'd be interested if they were m/m...

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#16: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:13:48 AM

[up]Well yes, I doubt there's anyone here who doubts that, least of all me :P

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#17: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:15:11 AM

I luv narmy melodrama, so of course. X3

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#18: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:27:08 AM

Currently, facebook skins and World Of Warcraft. Neither are very WTF, but still not something I plan to use.

One time it was trying to sell me some kind of medical treatment to do with spinal problems or spinal injury, I forgot which. It has also tried to sell me various types of medical equipment that I have no need for. One time it tried to sell me a stairlift. It's also advertised dating services including "date a cougar" and "hot Albanian singles" as well as the usual types of dating ads featuring a girl supposedly from "your area" who might be attractive if she wasn't making a duckface.

And then one time it tried to be relevant to my interests and thought I might like to buy some granite.

Stupid doomed timeline...
PantheraSapiensEllipsis pobody's nerfect from your teacup Since: Mar, 2011
pobody's nerfect
#19: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:31:20 AM

It thinks I want a Sony TV.

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
ColorPrinter Since: Dec, 2011
#20: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:42:02 AM

At one point I saw ads for toner and ink at the bottom.

I'm scared.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#21: Apr 4th 2011 at 9:16:21 AM

I no longer get the all gay Alaskan cruise ads...that makes me a wee bit sad. I still get ads for Muslim dating sites though.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
MidnightRambler Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan! from Germania Inferior Since: Mar, 2011
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
#22: Apr 4th 2011 at 10:37:03 AM

The adserver did actually sell me the game Democracy 2 recently...

Mache dich, mein Herze, rein...
mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#23: Apr 4th 2011 at 11:12:03 AM

"[1]'s Improv-A-Ganza"? Drew Carey is still relevant nowadays?

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Fluid Since: Jan, 2001
#24: Apr 4th 2011 at 11:42:08 AM

One time it was trying to sell me some kind of medical treatment to do with spinal problems or spinal injury, I forgot which. It has also tried to sell me various types of medical equipment that I have no need for. One time it tried to sell me a stairlift.

I think the ad server is subtly insulting you.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#25: Apr 4th 2011 at 11:44:33 AM

I remember I was bombarded with hilariously over-airbrushed Calvin Klein underwear models for about a week. I was like NO, I do not want your underwear, nor do I want to ogle men who have been Photoshopped so much they've entered the uncanny valet.

erm... I mean the uncanny valley. lolwut

edited 4th Apr '11 11:44:56 AM by SunshineWerewolf


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