What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?:

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Tasty treats... is that some kind of sick joke?

I think I'm going to hurl, those look disgusting.

edited 3rd Apr '11 6:33:43 PM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011

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3 Tzetze3rd Apr 2011 06:35:02 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Pretty Patties!

edited 3rd Apr '11 6:35:09 PM by Tzetze

4 Radd3rd Apr 2011 06:37:04 PM from sunny Florida
well, it's true
It tried to advertise a movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged to me.

;_;

Hold me.
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5 Deboss3rd Apr 2011 07:32:24 PM from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
The hell is a "Groupon"?
6 Neo_Crimson3rd Apr 2011 07:36:00 PM from behind your lines.
Your army sucks.
Pretty Patties!

This.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
7 Malph4th Apr 2011 12:25:57 AM from The middle of somewhere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
All hail
Pretty Patties!

My thoughts exactly.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
They're macrons. It's a type of french sandwich cookie.
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Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Scientology... :|
electrifying
Scientology likewise

Oh and Macarons it's not Macrons

edited 4th Apr '11 1:36:39 AM by faradayangel

Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probably
Sarah Beeny is running a dating website? What the balls?
12 inane2424th Apr 2011 06:05:39 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
Het romance novels! XP
13 HungryJoe4th Apr 2011 06:07:02 AM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Gena Showalter and Ford vans. Oh and a bouncing cop.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
[up][up] the irony

Polish airlines fly to Warsaw at a lower price!

... cool story bro.

edited 4th Apr '11 6:07:35 AM by SunshineWerewolf

15 inane2424th Apr 2011 06:12:49 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
I'd be interested if they were m/m...
[up]Well yes, I doubt there's anyone here who doubts that, least of all me :P
17 inane2424th Apr 2011 06:15:11 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
I luv narmy melodrama, so of course. X3
18 Ozbourne4th Apr 2011 06:27:08 AM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
Currently, facebook skins and World of Warcraft. Neither are very WTF, but still not something I plan to use.

One time it was trying to sell me some kind of medical treatment to do with spinal problems or spinal injury, I forgot which. It has also tried to sell me various types of medical equipment that I have no need for. One time it tried to sell me a stairlift. It's also advertised dating services including "date a cougar" and "hot Albanian singles" as well as the usual types of dating ads featuring a girl supposedly from "your area" who might be attractive if she wasn't making a duckface.

And then one time it tried to be relevant to my interests and thought I might like to buy some granite.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
pobody's nerfect
It thinks I want a Sony TV.
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
At one point I saw ads for toner and ink at the bottom.

I'm scared.
Oh My
I no longer get the all gay Alaskan cruise ads...that makes me a wee bit sad. I still get ads for Muslim dating sites though.
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22 MidnightRambler4th Apr 2011 10:37:03 AM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
The adserver did actually sell me the game Democracy 2 recently...
Youkai Serious
"[1]'s Improv-A-Ganza"? Drew Carey is still relevant nowadays?
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24 Fluid4th Apr 2011 11:42:08 AM from The Netherlands
One time it was trying to sell me some kind of medical treatment to do with spinal problems or spinal injury, I forgot which. It has also tried to sell me various types of medical equipment that I have no need for. One time it tried to sell me a stairlift.

I think the ad server is subtly insulting you.
I remember I was bombarded with hilariously over-airbrushed Calvin Klein underwear models for about a week. I was like NO, I do not want your underwear, nor do I want to ogle men who have been Photoshopped so much they've entered the uncanny valet.

erm... I mean the uncanny valley. lolwut

edited 4th Apr '11 11:44:56 AM by SunshineWerewolf


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