JERICHO: Somebody set up us the trumpet!
JOSHUA: How are you gentlemen! All your city are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
JERICHO: What you say!
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Bibliophile.
JERICHO: Take off every zigg! You know what you doing! For great justice!
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Bird mom
Hot Jonah on Whale Action!
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
Calendar enthusiast
Oh Moses it's a lion get in the chariot!
i think maccabees is a pretty cool guy. eh fights greeks and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ukrainian Red Cross
The filidh that cam frae Skye
WHAT IN GEHENNA ARE YOU DOING YOU FORNICATORS!" It was...MOSES!
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Dropout w/ bong in hand
In Sodom and Gomorrah, pillar of salt turns into YOU!
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Amazons don't know about mah ARK OF THE COVENANT!
Ironic, huh?
SODOM: Surprise buttsecks!
GOMORRAH: Feels good man.
THE LORD: i'm older than the universe and what is this i don't even
SODOM: Aaaaalways, I wanna beeeeee with you, and-
THE LORD: Okay that's it. IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!
LOT: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
THE LORD: Whoa hey Lot, what's nice guy like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villainy like this? Seriously dog, y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.
SODOM & GOMORRAH: U MAD?
THE LORD: Yes, actually. Ugh, you guys would make 4Chan cringe. Now where was I? Oh yes. Charging my lazor. Lot, make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
LOT: *buggers off*
THE LORD: Okay. *brings down the banhammer*
SODOM & GOMORRAH: DO NOT WANT
THE LORD: lol.
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Can Scythia into space?
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I can't breathe in this
HEBREW MOTHERFUCKER!DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Hello again tropers
The Wanderer
ARAMAIC MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Oh shit, Pilate! You shot Jesus!
There are no female scribes in the messenger service. None.
Oh, what about that one, right there?
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Jesus can slam a revolving door.
Jesus can divide by zero.
Jesus' tears cure cancer. It's just too bad he's never cried.
Jesus can believe it's not butter.
Jesus Christ it's the Lion of Judeah! Get in the car!
It costs 400,000 shekels to stone this person... for 12 seconds.
Dropout w/ bong in hand
No, Peter. You are the apostles!
And then Peter was a saint.
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
Thread derail! Memes from the Buddhist internet:
There are no girls on the internet. (There are no girls at all, and nor are their boys, because gender is an illusion that keeps us in samsara.)
—- (Beneath Bodhi tree)
Mara: Hey, Buddha, grr.
Shakyamuni: Cool story, bro.
Mara: FFFFFFFU-
Shakyamuni: (not jelly) —-
edited 24th Mar '11 2:50:54 AM by AirofMystery
HEATHENS GONNA... HEATH?
Fear me
Wrathful Zealots! Always Wrathful, all the time!
Dropout w/ bong in hand
Moses doubts your commitment to Tablet Motion!
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
SURPRISE SODOMY!