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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#1: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:19:45 AM

Sits quietly in some bush with a sniper rifle.

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annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#2: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:20:44 AM

-smashes boxes elsewhere on the map, collecting explosives-

edited 13th Mar '11 9:21:05 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#3: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:21:07 AM

Wanders around in plain sight complaining loudly about cheap weapon setups and noobs.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#4: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:22:11 AM

Snipes mmysqueeant.

edited 13th Mar '11 9:22:23 AM by Usht

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annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#5: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:22:45 AM

-pelts hand grenade at mmysqueeant-

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#6: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:23:15 AM

Respawns on hand grenade

Oh for fu-

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#7: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:23:16 AM

Bitch, I got that kill and you're in sight now too.

Aims at annebeeche.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#8: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:25:33 AM

Oh no you didn't!

-slips behind rocky protrusion, gets out M16-

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#9: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:25:49 AM

Grenade jumps gracefully past the conflict, spraying pistol fire in arbitrary directions.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#10: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:26:28 AM

This looks like it needs delicate handling.

Pulls out RPG and fires it at the rock.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#11: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:27:18 AM

-guards against rock shrapnel, then goes full rambo with M16 on Usht-

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#12: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:27:35 AM

Takes fall damage. Dies. Respawns in a small shack.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#13: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:28:15 AM

Dies.

FUCK!

Respawn in 5...

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#14: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:29:34 AM

-sprints across field and loots Usht's corpse for moar 30-rounds-

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#15: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:30:54 AM

RP Gs annebeeche from spawn point.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#16: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:32:30 AM

FUUUUU— -boom-

-respawns at spawn point-

What the hell Usht

edited 13th Mar '11 9:33:06 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#17: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:32:30 AM

Tries to change generic FPS bonuses to something more useful.

Reduced respawn time sucks.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#18: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:33:47 AM

Runs off to another dark corner

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#19: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:36:29 AM

Bloody menus. Who designed this game? This isn't an expert FPS.

Gives up, spots Usht running off in time to launch a couple of rockets in their general direction.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#20: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:15:37 AM

Bah hum bug.

Respawning in 5...

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
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#21: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:25:43 AM

  • laughs evilly and gathers up enough ammo to stuff his sniper rifle full*

TEH SNIPA IS HERE.

  • looks through crosshairs, ready to headshot everyone*

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#22: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:28:05 AM

Snipes Big Daddy P.

Already here.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
mmysqueeant I'm A Dirty Cowboy from Essairrrrcks Since: Oct, 2010
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
#23: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:46:29 AM

Lays remote detonation charges around shack. Crouch-jumps to roof and looks about.

BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#24: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:47:55 AM

[up][up]-respawns outside location and goes back up to roof. Takes up [[BFG Redeemer]] and aims at Usht's position-

-turns on nikita mode, fires nuke at Usht. Guides it in, blows everything within a 10 km radius-

BOOM BABY.

-switches to sniper rifle, hiding behind some crates-

edited 13th Mar '11 10:48:15 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#25: Mar 13th 2011 at 10:52:37 AM

You do realized you just killed yourself too right?

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.

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