Step one, acquire tapes of Chargeman Ken.
Step two, place them around a chalk circle, and stand in the circle.
Step 3, begin chanting most of the lines from the show, in reverse.
Once you do that, a rift will open, and you will be dragged into it, and trapped forever.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Walking.
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PINNACLE OF MAN
I am in a post-Soviet state.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Boisterous woman
Enter the Chargeman universe, commit a crime, die, then go to hell.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Road trip or plane.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Plane.
edited 16th Apr '16 8:18:42 AM by TheEngineer24
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Lord Wiener
Technically, we're already in the state of being post-Soviet.
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Boisterous woman
Go to sleep.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Helicopter.
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One just might
Take a flight.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Indefinitely long space travel.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Red Like Santa
Close your eyes and go on an elevator.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Move to Japan and create a resonance cascade.
Drive North for a couple of hours.
Go to the Bleach universe, then enter Soul Society HQ.
straight up just a bear
Take a plane.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Well, for me, I can just take a plane ride.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
The Backroad of the South... well, to paraphrase the Ninth Doctor, everywhere has a South, doesn't it? So I guess I'll go on a nice country walk down in southeast Kent, on an isolated road by the sea. A backroad, if you will.
edited 17th Apr '16 11:37:32 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Plane.
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Diving beneath some comfy sheets.
edited 18th Apr '16 4:37:50 PM by Shippudentimes
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I will need a time machine and a canoe.
Boisterous woman
Drive.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
A few ways. I could drive westbound on I-80 for about 12 hours, or book a flight to O'Hare, or take Amtrak to Philadelphia-30th Street and then change for the Pennsylvanian to Pittsburgh and then change again for the Capitol Limited for Union Station Chicago.
Hours of flight.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.