Embarasssing ways to take out opponents:

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I've got a character who's rather fight happy, considers themselves 'Chaotic Decent' (ie, somewhere between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Good) and is possibly a bit bonkers. Said character has a habit of dealing with opponents that aren't worth the potential trouble that comes with beating the crap out of someone in ways that leave them relatively unharmed (ie nothing that won't heal in a week or two) but with a severe lack of dignity. This has two functions; one, it's more fun, and two, the police are a lot less likely to get involved when your victims are too embarassed to report the incident and even if they did they probably wouldn't get taken seriously. However I'm having a bit of trouble coming up with a sufficient variety of suitably demented tactics and would therefore appriciate some assistance in the matter. To give you a general idea of what I'm going for, a couple of the things I've already come up with include:

  • 'Falsatto-inducing' wedgies (bear in mind that this was in an actual fight against multiple opponents).
  • Stringing someone up from a tree by their ankles with "I am a pinata' written on their stomach.
I need a drink
  • Beating someone up with chopsticks
  • Calmly removing their clothes while avoiding and re-directing thier attacks
  • pie in the face
Theres sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime and at least the trains all run on time but they dont go anywhere.
3 JHM13th Mar 2011 07:07:44 AM from Neither Here Nor There , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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"Sure, you can beat me up, but you'll never fill this hat up with maple syrup!"

edited 13th Mar '11 7:09:27 AM by JHM

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