Let it be the Lunar module, a D20 with insect legs shooting fire out its arse as it decellarates for landing.
UG, he say "Me hear mighty thunderclap. That strange, weather sunny with light showers. Me look up. Huge spider, hand arms wide ("hand" = 5; "arm" = yard) descending towards me, farting fire out its arse. Ug run away and hide under tree. Me look up, me see normal sized spider floating down towards me. Normal spider have hand and 3 legs. BIG spider have hand less one legs.
Big spider on ground, mighty rumbling of the Earth. Spiders mouth opens and vomits forth these white blobs. You know when a child makes a doll out of clay and it's got sort of blobby arms and legs. Like that, clay people only moving around, golems. Me scared.
Then a golem takes a spear and rams it in the ground. (planting the flag) Everybody knows that spear in the ground is the universal sign for Peace. Ug about to say Hi to them. But there was a flapping rag tied to the spear. Rag coloured red white and blue in a pattern of hand and three (British Union Jack/Flag has 8 lines) Now me scared again. Everybody knows that tribes with a spider totem are cannibals. Then the golems started playing golf. Everybody knows that Golf-players are evil capitalists who enslave people. Ug run away.
The golems/clay people/astronauts poke around, do experiments etc for a couple of days. Then the BIG Spider eats them, farts fire out of its arse and flies into the sky.
Many years later, Ugg's grandson Ogg is tribal bard and recites the tale "And if you tell that to the youth of today, they won't believe you."
edited 12th Mar '11 3:47:33 PM by Dagobitus