Fly Air Madeline
No one procrastinates like Gaston.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A nice butterfly
No one posts on a forum games thread like Gaston
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
No one bumps a forum games thread like Gaston!
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
At the heart of the world...
No one goes on TV Tropes when they're supposded too be doing homework during office hours like Gatson.
No one procrastinates work like Gaston!
And then there was silence
No one faffs about like Gaston!
"I am the table!"
No one palindromes like GaG ToT.
Savior of Known Existence
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
No one knows how to smoke lots of dope like Gaston!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Lord High Exquisitor
No one provokes civil warfare like Gaston.
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
No one breaks the fourth wall like Gaston.
No one is unlike Gaston like Gaston!
...and no one breaks the mathematical property of identity like Gaston!
Fly Air Madeline
No one fails at fighting games like Gaston.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
At the heart of the world...
No one leers at keys like Gaston*
Braids From S286 Not Included
No one binge-watches Netflix movies like Gaston!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
No one makes bullshit retcons like Gaston!
And then there was silence
No one snowclones like Gaston!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Braids From S286 Not Included
No one tries out the Nuzlocke Challenge like Gaston!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
No one plays the Game Of Thrones like Gaston!
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