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TheBorderPrince Just passing by... from my secret base Since: Mar, 2010
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#1: Mar 7th 2011 at 1:24:27 PM

Background: The Royal Scandinavian Airforce are going into battle with the air force of the [[The The Fair Folk]] [[Erlkönig Big Bad]]. The commander for the Finnish branch, General Fredrik Mannerheim is holding a speech in front of his troops.

"We are facing an enemy our ancestors feared so much they did not even dare to call by their true name, I don't see why. Their sorcery can't harm us, protected as we are by a combination of Faith and the protective runes of our ancestors. Their planes are not faster, toughter or can dish out more damage than ours. You don't even need to worry about the agility of those pointy-eared bastards up in the air. They might react faster than us, but not their planes...

We go to war with the sign of Thor, Ukko and Horgalles on our planes.Fight accordigly. So fly like the hammer Mjolnir: Strike like lightning, kill everything that oppose you, and most importantly boys, return home in one piece.

You boys, and the markings on your planes, will make these no-good Fae no longer associate the swastika with luck, prosperety and power, but with Death, Doom and Destruction!!! So shoot the bastards out of the sky and let Surma feast on their broken bodies In Hell!!!

So let this enemy learn to fear the same war-cry that made the German, The Czhech ,the Pole, the Dane and the Russian tremble in years gone by.

HAKKA PÄLLE POHAN POIKA!!!

edited 7th Mar '11 1:28:14 PM by TheBorderPrince

I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!
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