Teeny hat.
Only if I get to juggle flaming chainsaws while I eat!
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
Masster
Well, beef jerky.
"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
A real man
Hmm, never tried dinosaur before...or any food of reptile origin...
Eh, another adventure's not too bad.
I am a real MAN.
Macinatrix Insana
If you are a man then RELEASE YOUR FLAMING INNER PASSION! STRIVE FOR THE TOP, AND PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR HOT BLOODED FURY!!!!!
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Masster
Wait a minute! You're a woman!
"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
watching down on us
Question: Is the steak on fire?
edited 5th Mar '11 7:24:06 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
One just might
I use my big firetruck to put that out.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
watching down on us
I have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Drinking Contest.
With the fire truck.
While balancing on a large beach ball covered in nails.
edited 5th Mar '11 9:13:05 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Calendar enthusiast
Whips a flaming dinosaur steak over to annebeeche.
Ukrainian Red Cross
watching down on us
Ah yes, complete with bone splinters and a heavy drizzling of Bhut Jolokia pepper sauce... just the way I like it.
-skis butt-naked down Mt Everest in the middle of a snowstorm while skewering a flock of dragons with a spear-
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
I only eat steak if it's made out of nails. It's the only way to get your daily iron.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
watching down on us
Personally I prefer a casserole made of battery acid and razor blades.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
-crashes through a window wrestling a land shark-
Don't panic ladies, everything's under control!
-bites the shark's head off-
watching down on us
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Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Injects Juan with several quarts worth of estrogen.
What's this? You've got breasts now?
edited 6th Mar '11 11:27:18 AM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
watching down on us
-assists usht-
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
I like hugs.
n/a
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Truly fringeman is the manliest of us all. By subverting that which has been thought of manly, he is proving he is not insecure about his position and therefore is the manliest of us all.
Here's your throne.
edited 6th Mar '11 1:59:42 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Go away.
[Reads Kerouac's "On The Road", then decks a man two times his size for calling him a college boy.]
Didn't even finish HIGH SCHOOL. You shut yer mauss.
edited 6th Mar '11 3:24:45 PM by MisterAlways
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Calendar enthusiast
Hugs Fringeman in a spectacularly manly way that makes several ladies present get a little horny.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Bah! A hug is only MANLY if it CRUSHES THE BONES OF THE HUGGED ONE!!
-envelops Vampire Buddha in just such a hug-
Calendar enthusiast
Responds in kind, crushing Vox's bones in the process.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Manly -> See Kamina. Also see Kenpachi. Additionally Mr. Onizuka
edited 9th Mar '11 10:38:26 AM by StephanReiken
Right, who wants a rare barbecued hand-killed Tyrannosaurus steak?
Ukrainian Red Cross