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edited 3rd Oct '14 1:27:15 PM by Madrugada
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So, what's your guy's favorite atheist food?
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I've tried to make non-atheist food by telling the ingredients about Jesus but it looks as if they don't listen - so most of my food is probably atheist.
I love the pizza I make with my girlfriend, so that might be my favourite atheist food. (She's a bit religious but I don't think she's been able to convert the food, either.)
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Unless eating non-Kosher food or eating in Yom Kippur counts as "atheist food", I'm not sure what you mean.
Ok, lets try to construct a meal that can be eaten by the fewest number of religious groups possible.
I imagine anything with pork and beef will knock out a few. Better add some dairy too so it's extra non-kosher.
edited 6th Oct '14 2:20:05 PM by Elfive
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Surf 'n' turf with a white sauce, with chips fried in pig fat? That's the best I can think of. Never made it, of course.
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What's surf n' turf?
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A meal with both seafood and landfood in it.
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Like a seafood risotto? Or does it means specifically both seafood and meat?
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Yeah, seafood and meat.
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I think the fattened flesh of human children dipped in oyster oil pretty much strikes out in every religion.
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and how we call that? the feast of blasfemy? just saying....
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You could have a hot dog on a Friday. Goes against Judaism and Islam (no meat of pig), Hinduism (no meat of cow), some forms of Buddhism (no meat of animal), Catholicism (no meat on Friday), and Discordianism (no hot dog buns).
Evangelicals will eat anything though.
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What's the last one?
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A semi-parodic religion that encourages the breaking of its own rule regarding hot dog buns.
Rule 3: Break Rule 4.
edited 7th Oct '14 1:31:49 PM by Elfive
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Was at the hospital and had to sign a document. What caught my eye, was that under religion I was listet as Dissident.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
So my country lists me officially as a dissident for my religious views.
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What country do you live in?
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Switzerland. It will have no repercussions whatsoever and it's most likely a relic from the past. I just found it funny.
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I'm reading Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and, well... HPMOR!Harry feels like a massive, massive, massive troll.
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I couldn't get very far with that. The tone was too smug and the Americanisms too jarring.
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I'm in chapter 15. I think this guy is a Stu. A massively warped, horridly OOC Stu.
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It's being slowly converted to British terms, apparently. He admits much of it's an author tract. Personally I enjoy it despite that.
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I finished the first book last night. Kind of at a loss for why it scared so many people when it came out.
I'm not trying to start anything, just pointing out how people approach this in different ways.