The Beta Male
-claps- There's your winner for you.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
What'd you just say about my hair?!
-Claps.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Who are you calling short?!
Yep. But I still want to see the others humiliate themselves.
Judges!
Tifa: Ten!
Elizabeth: Ten!
Caren: .....Eight.
What the?! Who are you and what have you done to my Caren?
Caren: Shut up.
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
Fine. It'll serve as an alternative to beer or something.
Who's next?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Who are you calling short?!
Where the hell are the other Masters,though?
Strig isn't here!
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
Maybe they're hiding. Wouldn't blame them.
Curses!
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
What'd you just say about my hair?!
:C
-Hito sits down again.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Who are you calling short?!
Why would they hide? I'm offering an Omnipotent Wish-Granting Device!
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
Because they might be made to dance?
Whatever. I'm going to work on bracing myself for the punch in the face I'm inevitably going to receive.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Masster
{A duo of young men walk in, a ten gallon hat resting loosely on their tufts as they cackle and chuckle wryly}
"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
Who are you calling short?!
Who are you? Are you Evil?
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
Hello. -gestures to a chair with her thumb- Sit down and watch the entertainment, if it ever shows up.
edited 28th Dec '11 5:54:17 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Who are you calling short?!
I'm bored.
Does this place have videogames or something?
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
Er... no, I don't think so.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Masster
[Blond boy] Shut up! Hm hm hm hm he heh. From now on, we're speaking for you!
"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
Who are you calling short?!
Whatever.
- Conjures up a PSP and begins playing Dissidia Duodecim-
Want a go?
- To new guy-
Who the hell are you anyway?
edited 28th Dec '11 6:02:55 PM by DeathChariot
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
The Beta Male
-leans over- What's that?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Masster
[Brunette boy] {Chortles} We're like, the law.
[Blonde boy] Yeah! Hm hm... step aside! Show some respect!
edited 28th Dec '11 6:08:15 PM by EuiliGojjekqtu
"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
The Beta Male
...Okay.... -raises her eyebrow-
Cloud Strife. I run a delivery service, and I don't normally look like this. Nice to meet you. -waves-
edited 28th Dec '11 6:09:58 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Who are you calling short?!
- Ignores the new guys-
- Shows Cloud his PSP-
See! It's you!
This game also has Tifa and Sephiroth.
Master of the Cliffhanger! Fire Emblem Elibe LP!
What'd you just say about my hair?!
-Notices PSP. Oh, Crap! face.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Who are you calling short?!
The Beta Male
-her eyes widen-
I —
-clamps her hands over her hears and shuts her eyes- I can't hear you! You're lying!
It's not fair... you told me I wasn't a lie. It's not fair.
edited 28th Dec '11 6:15:24 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Who are you calling short?!
P-please just go with this last movement chu...
-Pierce spins Enkidu softly around himself before finishing the routine-
You okay chu? Was that good enough chu?
Deer