"...Well, I guess I know what to look out for now when I'm in the bedroom area."
intrepid sword
Hmm. But, like, from a blacksmith's perspective. What represents molten steel better?
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
...!
I-it's not like that!
I was still nursing my arm. I didn't want to take chances!
Deer
"... I like rubies."
And then there was silence
Kitchen
(By "simple", she meant "just a step up from that cheap instant noodle crap that one can buy for less than a dollar, with dried scallions and soy sauce. Out they come, in goes the boiling water, here they go.'')
Sayaka: (looks down at the Styrofoam bowl given to her by Homura, sniffs it) ...is that squid?
Homura: (appears to not acknowledge Sayaka's question as two bowls go to Shantae, both with something spicy in the oil used from the smell of it)
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-She's...really going at it, jeez-
intrepid sword
...Right, then. That's one all. I'm not even gonna think I got scammed, instead I'll just...
(fishes somethin' outta her pocket... a... hairclip?)
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
sess10n status: l0st
"I-!"
Eires' face fell, and they bit their lip in thought.
"Where do I start?"
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
"That's what they all say," she says with a grin.
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"No wonder Andy thought that revenge prank list whatever it is was a good idea!"
-...Ramona you have something like that with Andy-
I'm telling the truth! I'll stake my wool on it!
-Tem's getting all flustered-
Deer
"... -growing anger-"
"... A hairclip?"
And then there was silence
Kitchen
Sayaka: (stops for a moment) Dang, you weren't kidding. (goes to eat her bowl as well)
Homura: (looks at Shantae) Just as long as it comes back in working order...
dropping now
intrepid sword
Oh, it's not just any hairclip. See, it's that auto-defensor I said I would make for you. Here, lemme show you what happens, just lemme slide this switch here and it can detect if something is ahhhhh!
(ZAPPED and FALLS ON HER FACE)
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
sess10n status: l0st
"What? No!"
Eires laughed despite themself.
"She's a kid who needs a go- a positive role model. I'm not going to advocate her doing something mean!.....that's rich coming from me."
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"A positive role model who takes her to mature films behind her mother's back."
sess10n status: l0st
"hell. I knew I'd make a shitty parent."
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Don't put words in my mouth."
sess10n status: l0st
"I'm not. I just...I just knew."
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
"Would you just mind your own damn business..."
"... Muramasa?"
And then there was silence
intrepid sword
'm fine... i have magic resistance... please take this off my hands before it zaps me again
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Again, I didn't say that, and now you're playing the victim. Did you honestly think this would be okay with me? Or did you just think, '...Fuck it, Oriana won't find out.'"
"Would you just be civil about this?"
Oh Boy
"... -take-"
And then there was silence
intrepid sword
(it... is NOT zapping you!)
Hwew...
(Mura rolls up to a sitting position on the floor, looking up at Mil casually)
Yeah, I programmed that thing to defend you specifically. So if someone gets too touchy-feely with you... zap!
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
"Two, please!"