"Yes, yes, we have."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
... Zhat vas rhetorical.
Because I know you know.
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"-taken back for a moment- ... hm... Doofusaywhat?"
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Oh, ya! Zhe doofus does say vhat.
Did you need to repeat it to yourself to make sure you veren't falling in zhe trap, dear Mildred?
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"... mrgh."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
You're not going to outsmart me vith like- zhe oldest trick in zhe book.
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"At least I know how to tie my shoes."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Nice try, but I don't vear boots zhat have shoelaces.
Zhey're metal, and have rockets in zhem.
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"Because you don't know how."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
No, I vould vear boots with laces if I vanted to.
But being able to kick people vith rocket-propelled pain is much better.
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MAYONNAISE
No, I vould vear boots with laces if I vanted to.
But being able to kick people vith rocket-propelled pain is much better.
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"... that's genuinely amazing."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
I'd show you but I don't vant to make a hole in my ceiling.
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"Fair enough, if disappointing."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Life, and pragmatism's a bitch.
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"... Yeah."
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And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
But- I think zhat'll be all for today.
I still need to unpack my shit.
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"You speak rather crassly."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Does it sound like I give a damn? -it doesn't-
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"That's a fair assertion."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Besides, manners is entirely a social construct.
Being nice is zhe only important part.
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"Fair enough."
And then there was silence
-Outside, Jovek is tuning a radio as he sits on the grass. Every once in a while, his four eyes look to the sky-
Deer
The Hope, The Hero
(Michael is on the roof, again. Seriously, one would think he ought to stop worrying, but nope.)
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Good, good!
Just vanted to make sure you couldn't be lazy about this.
Ve just met, y'know?
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