Our avatars are in a room together

Yeah...Well, anyway, least it's cozy in that weird hotel way.

Yeah, that's true.

Anything to really do around here?

Kitchen

(gulps) Like r-roaches bad?

Hmmm, well that depends.

There are video games, television channels, books, service manuals, a library...

Probably worse!

I've only heard that it went bankrupt in like... a couple of days of opening?

Kitchen

Wow. T-that's pretty quick.

Yeah- The Sniper was not prepared for the world of business, I think...

Or well- fast food chicken restaurants, at least.

...Did you say video games?

...Yes, I did.

I think there's a whole cupboard of them right there. (Gestures to obligatory cupboard next to a console)

edited 5th Dec '17 11:44:15 AM by G2BattleConvoy

Kitchen

(nods) I-I have to...to agree. (takes a large pig and some squashes out of the fridge.) I h-hear fast food is, um, pretty cutthroat. (prepares them by following the cookbook)

Oh yeah it is.

I think I heard like- in LA, two restaurant chains started hiring gangs to shoot up the others' restaurant because one of them accused the other of stealing their protected brand sauce...

-the face rubbings still go on-

-mia takes notice of micheal and one eyed demon friend-

Oh! She's like me!... A little...

Mia, your face has two eyes.

Ori gave me a new one.

Kitchen

Y-yikes... I'm glad I'm don't...don't live in LA. (places the squashes and pork into the oven)

By the way- isn't it usually Roast Turkey that you have at Christmas?

-Meanwhile, on the outside of the Room, right next to the door, a large tree has seemingly sprouted overnight-

-A black, seemingly rotted tree with several ropey branches-

-It exudes a foul smell similar to that of a rotting corpse, which permeates the air-

-It is not easy to miss-

edited 5th Dec '17 11:40:27 AM by WackyPancake

-mia covers her nose- Aaaaaaaah it smells badddd...

... A organic nonsentient lifeform called a tree smelling like dead human corpses and is dying itself. I am very confused by it's sudden appearance.

-approaches the tree, and mia follows-

edited 5th Dec '17 11:44:19 AM by Lilqueendaisy

-Upon closer inspection, the tree appears to be moving-

-Its branches twist-

-And turn-

-And coil-

-And tangle-

edited 5th Dec '17 11:49:24 AM by WackyPancake

Kitchen

(waiting for pig and squashes to cook completely) It's a family tradition.. (notices the smell coming from outside) What's that smell?

edited 5th Dec '17 11:49:45 AM by josh6243

I don't know, you're asking a hologram what a smell is.

...

I don't think tree's are supposed to do that...

I do not believe trees are capable of moving their appendages at this speed.

-Upon hearing the aliens' perfectly normal girls' voices, all the branches simultaneously "turn" towards them-

...

-One of the branches lowers down to Mia's level and...-

-Bop-

-Lightly pokes her right in the middle of the forehead-

Heheheheh! I like the smelly tree!

So this tree is capable of thought. Hello tree that smells of dead humans.

-The tree continues poking-

-Bop-

-Bop-

-Bop-

-Several more branches come down and continues poking-

-Bop, bop, bop, bop-

-They're now poking her all over her body-

edited 5th Dec '17 12:13:07 PM by WackyPancake

Kitchen

(nods) G-good point. I'd love...love to check it out, but my roast's still c-cooking right now. I, uh, can't risk it burning or worse.