Our avatars are in a room together

(watches to make sure he at least doesn't fuck up the stairs)

Did you look?

-well he wobbling up-

...Need help?

"Well, duh."

A locked door! That requires skill.

"I heard nothing click."

...I beg your pardon??

"When you "unlocked the door"."

Are human doors supposed to be clicking?

"There's a click when you unlock one."

...Vell, you are obviously false about this. There vas no click, and I unlocked it.

"Consider- it didn't click because it was unlocked."

Consider — you are a liar.

"Consider- you lie."

Consider — you are stupid.

Guys, do we have to fight over a door lock?

-Scary alien-

-Lapino and Reynardo are watching this petty squabble from afar-

-They're sharing the same jeers between those kinds of guys that people watch at the mall-

-Moya cautiously enters the main room-

-Jaco is in the kitchen-

-allen stumbles downstairs, still buzzed like a bee-

"...Are you okay?"

... Do I look okay to... to you?

-holds up his cast-

"What happened to you?!"

Oh the us- teh ushual. Almighty asshole nearly killed me and broke my fucking arm "Ash a warning" for calling her a bich. An I thought "You know. Maybe I should dry getting plastered before she kills me nesht time."

"...What'd she look like, again?"