whatever he can
Betty is in the kitchen as well, going through the fridge.
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MAYONNAISE
-Yuri is sitting in the main room, wearing reading glasses, and cross-legged on the couch, taking up way more room than she should as a result-
-she's apparently reading this dusty old looking tome-
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tiny snek... tiny snek... protect the bb, pet pet
SAVANNAH
she's mildly bugged by Yuri's Spacetaking on HER COUCH
"Oi. Oi! Quit hoggin' the fuckin' couch."
And then there was silence
whatever he can
She looks over at Ramona and her snake.
Oh, good morning.
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MAYONNAISE
-casually- Nah. Its' comfier to sit like this.
-adjusts her glasses a little bit whilst she reads- hrmmm... why'd you need the couch, anyway.
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"I wanna stretch."
god yuri she's Gangly and Pizzafaced As Hell
"Hello there."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
There's a good floor right there that you can stretch out on. -isn't even looking at Savannah, focused on BOOK-
-what even is that book, it looks older than most houses-
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"... -LEAAAAN in- Lemme see that shit."
And then there was silence
whatever he can
That's an interesting pet you have.
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"Mm. It is, isn't it."
WINGED SNEK
And then there was silence
whatever he can
I've never seen a winged snake before. Is it domesticated?
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"Yes, and even if it was, the worst it could do is, under the most specific circumstances, fly in your face and whip annoyingly before darting to escape."
And then there was silence
whatever he can
Mm. Defanged, too?
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MAYONNAISE
-oh dear god-
-it's law-
Eh? Oh- you don't want to read this. -except it's talking about how to set the costs of a contract, and what constitutes a legitimate contractee-
-it seems like it's very obviously talking about pacts with demons-
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"No purpose in doing that. It's non-venomous."
"This seems like demon contracting. Are you a demon?"
says the girl to the red skinned horned ancient beast
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
Yuh-huh.
What tipped you off?
'Cause it's not like I'm trying to hide these features.
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whatever he can
Oh, even better.
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hrgggh got distracted super hard
"... the book, mostly."
"Mm..."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
... -puts it down and raises an eyebrow, looking at Savannah- What did you think I was?
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whatever he can
She walks over to it.
He or she?
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"He."
"A hardcore cosplayer? Most of you guys are either real inhuman or covered in spikey edgelord armor."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
... Fair enough, I guess.
Humans are pretty crazy.
Besides, its' just up to the demon's tastes how they look for the most part.
I could look like you, if I wanted to.
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"That's bullshit."
And then there was silence
MAYONNAISE
-in a flash of smoke, its' like staring at your own reflection Savannah-
-with just a grin and oh god she perfectly replicated your baggy eyes-
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ramona is In The Kitchen,petting the Tiny Snekk
And then there was silence