Our avatars are in a room together

Oh- ya, I do vhen I'm not vorking as a pro.

I run my own veapons technology firm.

So- vhen I'm not bogged down by bureaucratics and papervork- administration and finance... I do actually do some experiments and shit.

Just last veek I actually made a lazer zhat can cut through lazers.

nah sea any chump can call me fat

i wanna hear somefin deeper than that

-Those looming outside-

-Will see a gigantic behemoth of freedom and justice◊-

-Trudging through the forest, slowly to the house-

How is that possible?

Deeper?

(there is a tremor from underneath the house)

(from under the front yard, in particular)

-The behemoth turns its steely gaze towards the tremor-

Possible threat detected. Query: Communist earthquake. Mission: Eradication of Communist earthquake.

-And starts to lumber towards the front yard, steadily progressing-

(the tremors intensify)

(as the ground of the front lawn starts to collapse and tear apart)

(and something colossal starts tunneling its way out)

(something mechanical)

(something... patriotic?)

-Something deep inside the metal giant registered it-

-The fervor-

-The sense of justice-

Altering mission parameter. Freedom detected.

-Sakura watches from her window-

(the mech◊ eventually tunnels its way out)

(in all its colossalness)

(and once it has secured itself in its new position overlooking the room, a metal orb rises from the mech's rear end)

(a hatch on the orb opens and from it emerges this fellow◊, surveying down on the house below him)

...Heh!

Purveyor of Justice and Freedom, sovereign rights of every American. State your intentions.

-Said a booming voice from behind you-

-luis was just leaving the kitchen and rubbing his head until he felt the ground shake-

Huh!?

-runs for the window and looks outside-

(turns around to the machine, exhaling cigar smoke from his mouth)

Intentions? Why, I'm just here to spread the peace.

(Luis, there are two giant-ass mechs outside, both of which are brimming with patriotic fervor, and one of which has a senator on its ass)

-kareena is on the roof with a sparkler-

-watching the two huge mechs-

-shes weaing a red white and blue dress today-

-holy fuck americans put a shit ton of effort into their robots-

-wonders if mr freedom bot can sense his not american blood-

Peace. Only with eradication of communism can peace be attained.

-Eyes the red white and blue girl on the rooftop-

-And gives a nod of approval-

-Thumbs up- Approved for patriotism.

-if anyone is patriotic-

-its kareena-

-she waves happily to the giant robot-

Thank you!

Are you here for the fireworks?

Heheheh! You and I are kindred spirits, son.

(turns down to the people in the house)

There's too much strife in this world, and we can't end it if we sit around on our asses. To bring about peace and prosperity - we need war!

-a third humongous mecha ends up landing in the front yard, surveying the other two-

Firework of Freedom and Justice, Child.

-And to the senator- For America and the Free world.

-While giving no indication if it noted the third robot-

-Though it hails it- Halt. State your intention, for you have entered the land of Democracy.

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-Mindy is dressed up as a patriotic cowgirl-

-she waves to the robits-

-kareena kicks her legs over the ledge and continues to watch the robots-

-PATRIOTISM-

-kareena thinks that the senator has a round about way of doing things-

Yes! Lots of fireworks! Red white and blue look so pretty together....

-okay, the robots are distracted by each other and their patriotism, maybe it is safe to go out and look at them up close-

-slowly opens the door and tip toes outside-

...

(the senator tosses a rolled-up flyer at Mindy, and another at Kareena)

Keep me in mind next year, if you'd be so kind.

(then turns to see the third mech that has entered the premises)

-kareen catches it after a few fumbles-

-she looks quizzically at it and unrolls it-