Our avatars are in a room together

(jumps out of Reptile's grasp and suddenly notices his "mask")

(The other fourteen take notice of Reptile's existence as well)

They do. Even Stryker beat you. Like, Tier Induced Scrappy whom nobody liked up until he got a remake in this newest game and started out by beating you! :D

Roar Blargh Roar! (Shut your trap horse!)

(realizing what's going on, he throws the mask to the Rust Monsters)

I'm not a horse. I'm a pony. I know, that's a detail, but hey!

(Rust Monsters begin fighting over the mask)

Blargh. (Whatever.)

(goes to kitchen and comes back with more armfuls of food, begins tearing at a leg of mutton)

First, I want to know what the hell is going on.

Second, I'M A GUY!

(offers Death's avatar a ham)

...What the hell? What are you! Speak! For I am Mordred,son of Arturia!

(shrugs) Blargh, hiss growl roar growl blargh. (Hey, just trying to be friendly.)

   Nobody knows, Sir(mockery). We are stuck in this place for an indefinite amount of time.   

Oh, Mordred! You're that bad guy!

(Rust Monsters are currently busy ravaging through the kitchen and demolishing it, again)

(appears in the room with a flamethrower) I'm gonna end those fuckers once and for all! (disappears in the kitchen)

Bad guy?! What?!

Fergard, who are your chars again?

-pats Daisy on the shoulder and sits there-

Black: Aeris, Red: Mordred

...Who's she,Cloud?

I'M A GUY!

"evil": Alucard; "pink": Pinkie Pie; "green": Hazama; "normal": Rust Monsters.

Yeah, like totally! Weren't you the one who killed King Arthur after all?

   (seems amused)   

Perhaps I'm butchering something from Nasuverse right now. Forgive me.

Okay. By the way, Cloud got turned into a puppet. Literally.

Don't know. Nice to meet you...

-gloomy- My...parent? I..I...only wanted to be loved!

...Er. -pats him on the back-

(sitting on a nearby table drinking tea)

Hang on, son of Arturia you say?

Yes. I'm Mordred,son of Arturia. You are?

Nemesis T-Type T04. (extends tentacle to shake with) A pleasure.

How do you know Her Majesty?

-watches-

Oh, sorry. I got a little too personal.

   Continue if you please. The story you are telling appears to be quite amusing to hear.   

(from the kitchen) YOU FUCKERS SHOULD KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH YUUKI TERUMI AND HIS KITCHEN!!!(flamethrower sounds)

edited 19th May '12 6:56:38 AM by FergardStratoavis

I'm not telling you anything, Dead Apostle.

Or is Alucard a True Ancestor?

-stuffs himself behind the couch cushions at the sound of the flamethrower-

True Anscestor, probably. He's fucking Alucard.

edited 19th May '12 6:59:19 AM by GameSpazzer

Oh, I do not know her personally. But I have heard of her legend. It's in this book you see. (holds up a book detailing the Nasuverse)

(shouts to kitchen) Try not to make too much of a mess dear boy.

edited 19th May '12 6:59:20 AM by LatverianBadger

Alucard vs Arcuied. Or Zelretch.

....Can I see that book?