A chill feller
-watches the chaos outside through the window-
-begins firing hot milk grenades at the baba-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-The Big Baba continues resisting, getting noticeably tired-
Problem Child
Help us breadcutter! You're our only hope!
RAAAARGH!
-Saw, saw, saw-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
...! .... I'm not a chump.....
Oh my... it looks much shinier than it does on the magazines.....
... How do you make it stand up while going?
Deer
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-The Big Baba is slain, dropping...a single Deku Stick-
Just a Bug
-nods-
Tekeli-li!
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Problem Child
That's the break we need! Now surround the building!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
The Beta Male
You have to use your momentum to balance. Like this! -Gets on, rides a circle around him, and gets off- See?
...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
A chill feller
Avenge our fallen brothers!
-stands up in front of door-
edited 21st Mar '13 9:02:28 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-And then a group of Deku Scrubs rise out of conveniently-placed bushes around the room and start firing seeds and nuts at the appliances-
"For the goddess!"
A chill feller
-fires sugar cubes at the shrubs-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Just a Bug
So...-gestures outside-
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
The Beta Male
I don't ask questions these days, and neither should you. The issue is resolving itself, and that's all that matters.
So... how's he doing? Not Nyarlathotep, the other guy.
edited 21st Mar '13 9:05:12 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
....Oh... w-wow.... So I just go fast enough and I won't fall?
-Allison gulps-
Could I try?
Deer
Problem Child
AARGH!
Major Toaster! No!
Keep attacking men! CHARGE!
edited 21st Mar '13 9:04:57 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-The seed-and-nut-based onslaught continues as a pair of Deku medics carry away their fallen troops-
-Scarlet enters the room- I think taking a walk in... that is out of the question.
Problem Child
-The toasters keep up their fire, while the brave sandwich presses set themselves up as shields, taking the hits for their brothers-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
The Beta Male
You've gotta balance, too, but yeah. -Hands off the bike to him- Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing bad happens.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Just a Bug
Oh him he's doing fine last I saw. Settled down with some Nun.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
A chill feller
-SUGAR CUBES OF JUSTICE!-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-The Deku Scrubs' ranks begin to thin, but their devotion to their goddess keeps their morale up despite their losses-
-SPIT SPIT SPIT-
Problem Child
I shall assume command effective immediately! Keep up the fire, men!
-Y'know what they say, all toasters toast toast!-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
... Oh... okay...
-Allison places his hooves on the pedals-
Lets....let's do this...
-He begins pedaling, teetering back and forth-
A-aaaah! Ahhhh!
Deer
Figures.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist