Here's "Blockland Evil Jelly" - my favorite troll pasta. At least I certainly hope it's a troll...
The scariest thing happened to me today. It was in a game called Blockland.
Now, some of you may have heard of this game, and I have been playing it for a few years. However, things changed ever since today.
I was walking along inside of a server on Blockland with other people (It was a freebuild server), and surprise surprise, there was a green button right in front of my face as I was standing on an orange baseplate. I clicked the green button and something freaky happened.
I went into third-person mode by pressing Tab, and I realized that I looked like a dragon! I also had 2 new items in my inventory: fireball and firebreath. I could not believe what I was seeing with my eyes. I pressed space a lot and I could, surprisingly, fly like a dragon! I then flew to a drawer with 2 open sides. Then, something caught my eye.
It was squiggly jelly.
It looked red and juicy. I immediately flew up to it, embraced it, and then clicked the jelly. The jelly disappeared into my mouth and I got a message on my screen:
"you ate the evil jelly you will die soon"
I got freaked out. I started flying away from the jelly and tried to find water, but eventually it was too late. I went into a dead position, fell to the ground, and disappeared. The evil message was on my screen: "Click to respawn." I crapped my pants when that happened.
I clicked, and something even freakier happened...
I heard a noise, and then all the bricks suddenly disappeared in a flash, except for two things with baseplates. The jello and the dragon button. I immediately left and then my computer exploded. This is a brand new computer.