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sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#1: Feb 10th 2011 at 9:51:56 PM

Go on, Guess That Trope Definition. I'll wait.

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Apparently this came through YKTTW last August. There are enough examples that suggests we have something to work with, but consider this:

Metronomic Mook Massacre found in: 5 articles, excluding discussions.

This title has brought 4 people to the wiki from non-search engine links since 20th FEB '09.

Something needs to be done, and I think a better title would be a great start.

edited 10th Feb '11 9:52:31 PM by sgrunt

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troacctid "µ." from California Since: Apr, 2010
#2: Feb 10th 2011 at 9:59:48 PM

I got that the "Metronomic" part was meant to refer to the back-and-forth motion, but this trope has nothing to do with Mooks or massacres, so it's a bad, bad case of Awkward Acrobatics In Attempt To Achieve Added Alliterative Appeal.

Since it has no wicks and no inbounds, I think we can safely give ourselves carte blanche to rename, so let's brainstorm some titles.

Rhymes with "Protracted."
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#3: Feb 10th 2011 at 10:16:30 PM

Considering it's got fewer wicks than examples, I think we had a false start launch.

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Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#4: Feb 10th 2011 at 10:21:58 PM

Hows this a different trope from Grievous Harm with a Body?

edited 10th Feb '11 10:22:26 PM by Ghilz

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#5: Feb 10th 2011 at 10:42:33 PM

I think Grievous Harm with a Body involves smacking other people using someone as a club, where as this is picking someone up and smacking them into the ground, preferably on alternating sides.

shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#6: Feb 10th 2011 at 10:45:37 PM

[up] What Balmung said. One is using a person as a weapon. The other is a particular way of delivering a beat down to one person.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#8: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:05:09 PM

[up] It's not just hitting them on the ground though. It needs to be an arching side to side motion like a metronome.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#9: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:14:14 PM

Would at least changing "Massacre" to "Mashing" be an improvement?

edited 10th Feb '11 11:14:28 PM by Balmung

shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#10: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:15:03 PM

Metronomic Mook Mashing does sound more indicative of the trope.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
troacctid "µ." from California Since: Apr, 2010
#11: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:19:09 PM

Better, but the trope still has nothing to do with Mooks.

Rhymes with "Protracted."
shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#13: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:34:01 PM

[up] Too vague. It needs something in there that says it's a person. Metronomic Man Mashing?

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#14: Feb 10th 2011 at 11:38:46 PM

How about "Pendular Person Pounding"? Or "Pendular Person Pummeling"?

edited 10th Feb '11 11:39:15 PM by Balmung

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#15: Feb 11th 2011 at 2:22:47 PM

Seconding Pendular Person Pummeling (or Metronomic Mook Mashing for the matter, but the first one is far better).

edited 11th Feb '11 2:23:02 PM by SilentReverence

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troacctid "µ." from California Since: Apr, 2010
#16: Feb 11th 2011 at 2:55:48 PM

Pendulums typically hang downwards, which doesn't really fit this trope unless the victim is being slammed against the ceiling.

Rhymes with "Protracted."
shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#17: Feb 20th 2011 at 11:47:05 AM

In addition to the naming issues, the trope specifies that the person doing to the swinging needs to be small. I don't think it should need to be a requirement. That seems overly narrow to me.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
troacctid "µ." from California Since: Apr, 2010
#18: Feb 20th 2011 at 11:49:01 AM

[up] Yeah, that requirement can probably be dropped.

edited 20th Feb '11 11:49:26 AM by troacctid

Rhymes with "Protracted."
shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#19: Feb 20th 2011 at 12:02:02 PM

Tweaked the description a bit. How does it look?

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#20: Feb 20th 2011 at 2:52:08 PM

[up] Pretty good; I did a few more small tweaks since it's used in video games as well as animation and the one doing the slamming isn't necessarily a superhero (Bamm-bamm being a prime example).

shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#21: Feb 20th 2011 at 2:55:56 PM

That looks good. It's a much more inclusive description now. I think the original was the result of someone only being able to think of one example and writing the trope based on that.

The new version looks much more like the whole trope.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
MorkaisChosen from Learning Since: Jan, 2001
#22: Feb 20th 2011 at 5:22:18 PM

Simple Harmonic Beatdown?

This may only be funny to people who've done a fair bit of maths...

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#23: Feb 20th 2011 at 6:28:36 PM

I love it, but not everyone knows their physics. Also, springs also produce simple harmonic motion.

shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#24: Feb 20th 2011 at 6:30:35 PM

Simple Harmonic Motion makes me think of things bouncing up and down. Not swinging side to side.

Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
MorkaisChosen from Learning Since: Jan, 2001
#25: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:21:52 AM

Fair enough- the first example I saw for SHM was a pendulum, so I tend to think of that.

AlternativeTitles: MetronomicMookMassacre
14th Sep '11 7:48:02 AM

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