ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Psyche huggles Eskay. "So what's on the agenda for tomorrow?"

Lake: <You don't really want to lay in there all day, do you?>

Luke simply lays onto his side, growling quietly in pleasure.

Luke: <But it's so soft! Maybe once we get home I'll replace the bed in my module with one of these.>

Lake: <You'll have a hard time doing that as a human...>

Luke: <Not with your help.>

Lake says nothing, now seriously regretting having taught Luke this move. If there had been a hill nearby, he would have been tempted to push him down it, but unfortunately, there wasn't.

Lake: <Grr...>

Rosemary finally deactivates the shield, and falls into the shallow water below. She doesn't know that.

RM: -splashing wildly <AAAAHHH! Why me?! Well, might as well make my final prayers! Thank you Arceus for a wonderful life, a healthy child, and a wonderful mate! I regret nothing! Except death.>

Marceline pulls Rosemary up. "It's knee high, mother. And you can levitate."

Bluescale

Eskay: <~Oh, I dunno... I usually just make it up as I go along. After all, this is a different world than I'm used to, even if it's technically the same...~>

Candy Constellation

The star crashes In SPACE!

Somehow, AU!Eskay 1 can still breathe.

And so can AU!Jazz.

Yes, she's here.

Say hi.

Not that she can hear you. She's not well-versed in the Fourth Wall.

Anyway...

AU!Eskay 1: <Jazz? How did you get here?>

AU!Jazz: <You know those shards that sent us to... I'm guessing it's still this mon-only 'verse, since you're a Ninj- Oh! You're a Ninjask now! Congratulations!>

AU!Eskay 1: <Yeah, I'm a Ninjask. And a Shedinja. Anyway, I get the point. Those shards. All right.>

Moonlight Mansion

AU!Eskay A and AU!Skye go down, a winding staircase, and find a Big Red Button. Against all common sense, AU!Eskay A pushes the button.

...

... ...

... ... ...

Nothing seems to have happened.

AU!Skye: <...That was pointless.>

They proceed on, avoiding Golems along the way to the next door.

~Ah, cool. What's wrong? You've been rather quiet today.~

It's at this point that a certain Salamence walks up, giving Luke and Lake a curious look.

Nadia: <...Did you put him in there?>

Lake shakes his head.

Lake: <No, I taught him Bubble Shield and now he won't come out!>

She blinks back at him.

Nadia: <Why not?>

Lake: <Because he's lazy...>

Luke: <I'm not lazy. I'm still tired out from making this bubble in the first place, I'll have you know.>

Lake: <...>

Nadia: <...Do you want me to get Teala over here?>>

Bluescale

Eskay: <~I dunno, I guess there's just not much I have to say today... Sorry if I'm worrying you.~>

Moonlight Mansion

AU!Eskay A and AU!Skye find themselves in a large room.

It's unusually quiet. All there is is a large door at the end.

edited 31st Jul '12 11:08:11 AM by Eskay64

~Nah, it's all right, I was just curious. I know how things get.~

MARCELINE USED RAEG FROM THE HEAVENS! AKA: Thunderbolt

The RAEG FROM THE HEAVENS Thunderbolt strikes Luke's Bubble, which protects him from the damage, but bursts in the process, leaving him soaked by soapy water.

Luke: <...>

Nadia: <Hey! Who did that?!>

Lake: <That...was a little overkill.>

A bit shaken, Luke stands up, shaking the water off of himself.

Luke: <...

...

   ...   >

Lake: <...Oh dear.>

Marceline shrugs. "I coulda held him in midair before doing that. At least this way he didn't get hurt." She waves cutely and teleports behind her mother.

RM: <._.>

Lily is submerged in water, her flower peaking out, the closest she can get to a Sharpedo fin, as she stalks her prey undetected.

AU!Wolf: -is with AU!Alastor-

Luke: <GRR...>

Lake: <By Ho-oh, I may just have to trap him in a bubble just to calm him down!>

Nadia: <And then he'll just get mad when you pop him out of it.>

The Salamence rolls her eyes.

<Talk about your negative feedback loops.>

edited 29th Jul '12 4:36:30 PM by MusikMaestro

Musik, that NEVER happened. And the Distortion was reversed at the end of the AU arc.

edited 29th Jul '12 4:14:07 PM by DarkerShining

RM: <Lay a claw on her, and have your brain expanded until your head explodes, quite messily, and your innards made for a delicate meal.>

Take ideas like this to Discussion before doing them, Musik

Lake gives Rosemary a harsh look.

Lake: <Look, I know he's annoying...>

Luke: <Hey!>

Lake: <But would you please not threaten to make my friend's head explode? It's not something I take kindly too.>

Nadia adds a fierce growl of her own.

Nadia: <Neither do I...>

RM: <She's my daughter, you looked like a threat, I threatened you, your no longer threatening. I'm sorry, but, as you saw a minute ago, I panic easily.>

Lake: <Well...I guess that's fair, but that doesn't mean you can just threaten to pop his head like your daughter did his bubble...>

Nadia: <Cute imagery.>

Lake: <Maybe I shouldn't have been so hostile either, though. I don't like it when peoplemons threaten my friends.>

Tropeless told me that AU!Sinnoh was a world where the distortion by Girantina had never been stopped

No, the Distortion was reversed at the end of the AU arc.

Sorry guys. I appear to keep messing up in situations like this. I'll fix it now. I just realised that pretty much everything I've written in PMD-B is now caput. Is there any where in PMD-B where there is lots of distorion?

edited 29th Jul '12 4:25:05 PM by MusikMaestro

Angela-B - Just Outside of Boneyard Fortress

-The group approaches a number of figures, which upon close inspection are Kecleon around the size of Golurk with lankier builds and larger-than-normal claws-

<Eir: "Going!">

-And floats off-

<Maurice: "Er... Um... I'm just going to hang over-">

<Andre: "What's the matter? Chicken?">

<Maurice: "I AM NOT CHICKEN!">

-And suddenly around 6 sets of eyes turn towards us, a couple of the unusual Kecleon sniffing at the air-

<Maurice: "Oh Arceus...">

<Lardna: "Hey! Over here!">

<Unusual!Kecleon #1: "Hey!">

<Lardna: "We'd like to talk a bit about moving!">

-Drawing nearer-

<Unusual!Kecleon #2: "Moving?">

<Lardna: "Yeah. This place isn't exactly a great feeding ground... All the guns and such... What do you say everyone just cuts their losses and head their separate ways? You can even have this place back after the mons inside are done moving out!">

-Looking rather unhealthily pale-

<Maurice: "Th-They're just mimicking you to get your guard down!">

-Giving a bit of a devious smirk-

<Unusual!Kecleon #3: "We're just mimicking you to get your guard down...

RAAAAAGH!">

-And the Kecleon lunge at the group-

A Land West of Johto-B - Palace Gardens

<Archeops(?): "It feels so... Quiet here... Where are we in the empire? Nearby the capital?">

<Csiki: "This is this capital. You specifically moved it here because you wanted to keep better track of the nobles and were tired of peasant revolts disrupting daily life in the city.">

-And points off at a settlement in the distance across the lake-

<Archeops(?): "... Peasant revolts? Please tell me that it wasn't because I said 'let them eat cake' or something like that...">

<Csiki: "Well, it's more frustrations with being serfs. You know, the normal overblown complaints of abusive treatment in manors, not being able to assume positions reserved for Ancients...">

<Archeops(?): "... Ancients?">

<Csiki: "Mons like yourself and I. You've always said that there was wisdom among mons who have known the passage of time. An Ancient is a mon that embodies that quality... Some more than others.">

<Archeops(?): "... Did I ever consider reforming that system?">

<Csiki: "Actually, you've been rather staunchly opposed to it. Said that it would amount to the end of the Empire as we knew it.">

<Archeops(?): ._. "... When did I become so... Cynical?

Great, is there anything else that's happened over the last 20 years that I should feel horrible about?">

Sinnoh - Route 226-ish - OU

-A certain Sandslash is entering the grounds of a certain pack of metal jackals-

<Gene: "Hey!">

<✌❀: "Oh... You're back so soon?">

-Carrying a weathered DS Phat and a solar-powered charger-

<Gene: "Yeah, Tracer said that Audrey might need some enter-">

-A loud crash and a tree collapsing in the background can be heard over a scream of frustration-

<Audrey: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!">

<Gene: O.O "... Uh... Maybe she should get this right away...">

<✌❀: "I wouldn't count on it. She's been ranting about some sort of 'Dragonite Quest' for the last few days...">

<Gene: "Uh... Right.">

-Throwing a shard onto the pile-

<Gene: "Here, give her this! I have to... Uh... Catch a refrigerator!">

-And takes off as fast as he can after unloading the items onto the local Lucario-

<✌❀: "... I think I'll wait until she wears herself out a bit first...">

edited 29th Jul '12 4:39:25 PM by TracerBullet