Lilycove Pokécenter, About One Hour Ago
Python: <*hiss* I'm not Lua!> — tries to walk out of the smokescreen — <...Oooof!> — hits the wall
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?Route 123
Kim: *is there, apparently* So much teleporting... @_@
Hearthome City: Poffin House (A few hours ago)
Mira: Hi, Rex! I'm glad you made it; now you know why I collected all those berries for you! *grins* So, have you ever made Poffins before?
Rex: Not really.
Rascal: <Don't let him cook!>
Mira: Hmm...well, why don't you try it and we'll see what you need to improve on.
Rascal: <No, you foo->
Hearthome City: Poffin House (Now)
Eldritch Abomination Poffin Monster: *lets out an agonized roar* KILL MEEEEEEEEEE
Rascal: *breathes fire at it* <I warned you this would happen!>
Mira: *stares blankly at Rex*
Rex: Hehe...I must've used too much seasoning? ._.;;
Sirius: <I've got a scent!>
I think I've got his Aura, but it's rather faint.
Artemia: -Looks at Rosemary-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Rosemary: -carefully signals to Artemia that she is not dangerous, and in fact, wants to be friends-
Mossdeep City.
Fool: Is it me? Or am I always missing out on the plot centric things?
Route 123.
???: <And so we meet again.>
Anja is sitting right behind everyone.
Anja: <Why are you bothering with trying to find him? Most of you know as well as I that by the time you'll find him he'll cease to exist as a human. All this false hope for nothing, you humans sure are confusing ◕‿‿◕>
I'm having to learn to pay the priceArtemia: -Jumps off me to get a closer look at Rosemary-
Well that's we-Notices Anja- You!
Tropius: <You've got some nerve coming here.>
Sirius: -Starts growling-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Route 123
Eclair: *blinks and growls at Anja* <Rrr...I don't like your face...>
-Spots Anja-
-Feels rather angry-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Rosemary: -climbs off me to see Artemia- <Eeee~>
-readies Ninetales' Pokeball in case Anja tries to start anything-
Route 123
Anja: <It's not like it wasn't going to happen anyway. Ozone was just at the right place at the right time to speed things up.>
Anja flicks her claws as she eyes Tagg.
Anja: <Really, you should have left me there just like the Gardevoir did. I played you like a harp~>
Noticing the growing anger around her, she flicks her head. Lowering her Headsythe.
Anja: <If you need your pound of flesh... I wont fail to deliver...>
I'm having to learn to pay the price-Just glares-
Artemia: -Tilts her head in a similar manner to myself at Rosemary- <Eee?>
Forecaster: <If Hydreigon were here, we'd have her eat your face.>
Xatu: <It's one thing to have to see the future unfold helplessly, but this...
-Unleashes a Miracle Eye-
Helios: -With a surprising amount of venom- <We ought to kill you where you stand.>
edited 29th Jan '12 8:20:47 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Outside Mezzo's Door
-has been knocking on Mezzo's door for the last few hours-
Door: -knocks on Every-
Ow! ...Wait, what?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Standing behind Every
-checks glasses for impurities- Um.
edited 29th Jan '12 8:21:28 PM by Malgent
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.Mezzo's Door
...I have no idea what just happened.
Breeze: -snicker-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Mezzo's Door
-takes out a coin- Heads we proceed, tails this never happened?
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.Mezzo's Door
Flips a coin: Tails.
What never happened?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Route 123
Anja: <By your tone and mannerisims, you have faced far more henious Pokemon than I have and let them live. I don't see why you lot are being so irrational about Ozone speeding up the inevitable. Even if Vyvyan's reactions to his Body Horror would've been funny.>
Anja scratches the ground.
Anja: <Besides, would killing me actually change anything?>
I'm having to learn to pay the priceMezzo's door
I posit that nothing didn't happen because there wasn't anything to possibly happen. Therefore, due to the improbability of something having been able to occur at all, combined with the impossibility that anything could have happened...I..I don't know where I'm going with this...
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.Mezzo's Door
-feels the urge to punch an Absol. Represses it-
Okay then...
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Rosemary: -mirrors Artemia's head tilt, and grins-
Mezzo's Door
I've already completely forgotten why we came here. Boy, this is happening a lot... I'm impressed with your self-control, by the way.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.Mezzo's Door
Thank you. I was a statue for a few days once. Twice actually.
Door: Good, now try doing it all your life.
Shut up, door. You can't talk.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Mezzo's Door
I see. Should I inquire as to how you came to be a statue for any amount of time?
Also, it has occurred to me that a sneaky mon might be simply trying so annoy us. One we might know very well.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.Mezzo's Door
It's a long story. Remind me not to tell you sometime.
Arceus, I hope that door isn't Husk...
O_O
We need to save Mezzo. D:
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meanwhile, in Mossdeep city
- Veronica and her Sealeo have reached Mossdeep, and head over to the Pokémon Center to escape from the hail -
Last post for tonight.