ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-pulls out the map I got in White Forest and refreshes my memory of the Unovan landscape, mentally checking off the cities whose badges I have: Striaton, Nacrene, Driftveil, and Opelucid-

Hey guys, just one page before page 1000.

Also Gamer, wouldn't the recoil negate the effect of the Focus Sash?

edited 10th Apr '11 4:57:27 PM by Crewe

-Walks out of the gym-

Well, that went well.

-Removes disguise-

I don't think she caught on, and I got my badge!

-puts away the map-

Awesome! Can I have my stuff back?

-The TM is thrown at Anom's head by Lenora. She has an arm worthy of Babe Ruth.

-Infernape faints, due to fautigue. I recall him, and send out Gordon. I spend my turn using a Hyper Potion on him.

I don't want the Basic Badge, since I don't find writing out battle scenes in text format appealing.

-Jane is currently completely lost and has no idea where she is-

Are you sure you don't know where the Museum is? Can't you just, you know, read someone's mind?

Portales: <I can only erase and rewrite memories. I can't actually read minds.>

You and Gallade both...

Hey, where did Jane go? We have to find her before moving on to Castelia.

Which I'm pretty sure is the next town!

Hey! I think I've found the Pokemon Center!

Portales: <Wonderful!>

-Metagross overshoots its Zen Headbutt, and it misses Musashi-

Caitlin: Go Gothitelle!

-Gothitelle appears-

-Skips his turn to heal Musashi with a Full Restore-

Caitlin: Gothitelle, use Psychic on Archeops! Metagross, use Bullet Punch on Samurott!

-Gothitelle fires a psychic wave at Gordon, while Metagross hits Musashi with a lightning-fast punch-

edited 10th Apr '11 5:02:04 PM by rmctagg09

Owch...

Here's your stuff, Crewe. Thanks for lending it.

Jane, you could do what I did and have an off-screen battle.

-puts Anom's disguise back in my bag and hefts it over my shoulder-

Is that Jane by the Pokemon Center?

Just do it off-screen then, Jane. I did most of my gym battles that way. Edit: Oh, got ninja'd by Anom.

- Still watching the battle -

Ribbons: <Yay! My mother is in the battle now!>

Yeah, this is pretty exciting!

edited 10th Apr '11 5:03:16 PM by DarkerShining

Sure fine whatever.

-sits down on a bench outside the door of the Pokemon Center, very out of the loop and tuning out a lot of noise-

-walks over to the Pokemon Center-

Hey, Jane, are you ready to move on?

Hey guys, are you doing okay?

Lake: <Yeah, we're doing fine. The Pokémon here are too weak us to gain experience off of for me though.>

Celestia: <I think that's the case for all of us.>

Blitz: <Yep. Barely gettin' any experience off these guys.>

Hmm...Maybe we should find somewhere better to train. Anyway, why don't you come and watch Gamer and Tagg fight the Elite Four?

-My Pokémon are soon all peering at the screen.-

Unite: <Who's winning?>

I'm not sure really. I think it's Gamer and Tagg though.

-Gordon is brought down to about 1/2 health.

Gordon! Use Earthquake!

-He does so, putting my Earthquake TM to good use.

Good thing I traded the Rest TM for that!

Oh man. I'm finally in Pewter City now. All I have to do is beat that gym leader and I've got the first badge.

I just really wish Columbia (my pidgey) would stop trying to eat the caterpie.

And spearow, stop picking on pidgey. Washing out blood stains is a nightmare.

edited 10th Apr '11 5:06:52 PM by annebeeche

-looks up at Crewe, but says nothing, really out of it right now-

No seriously, I'm really out of it. Can't focus.

-waves a hand in front of Jane's face then shrugs-

Well, whenever you're ready.

-blinks- Oh, sorry, what? I kinda lost my focus there for a minute.

S'okay, I do that all the time. Anom and I have our badges. Do you want to fight Lenora, or are you ready to move on?

-Musashi jumps over the shockwave, but Metagross is knocked out-

-Gothitelle is reduced to yellow-

Musashi, use X-Scissor on Gothitelle!

-Musashi runs over to slash Gothitelle-

Caitlin: Gothitelle, use Thunderbolt on Samurott!

-Gothitelle one-shots Musashi with a lightning bolt-

Go Audilith!

-Audilith appears-

edited 10th Apr '11 5:11:14 PM by rmctagg09

Err...

-Glances back and forth between Jane and Crewe-

So, can we move on? You know, get out of Nacrene before something happens?

-Glances in the direction of the museum/gym-

Unless Jane wants to distra- I mean battle Lenora.

edited 10th Apr '11 5:11:23 PM by Anomalocaris20

... If you really want to, you can put the disguise back on.

N-no, I'd rather not wear the disguise any more...

-Glances nervously again-

-Anom and his friends were approached by the Angry Gym Leader's Husband!

-Angry Gym Leader's Husband grumbled about today's youth! Anom lost 3 Guts points.

Gordon! Crunch that Gothielle, full power!

edited 10th Apr '11 5:13:22 PM by gamerex27