ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Driftveil

"<... Oh. Lake can know about this too, just don't say a word to anybody else, I'm sure Lake won't tell anyone!>" said Riku

"<Hopefully.>" said Zack.

Sam tosses Oz's ball and atteches to him "I like Herberts plan better, plus I don't think she had a pokemon that could fly last time I checked."

Vivian was downstairs looking for members of the J-team

Question: do you know this...girl well?

Abudant Shrine

Elityria: "....Really? That didn't sound at all natural...."

Driftveil Pokemon Center

Herbert: Help of any description would be greatly appreciated, Joseph. She's an ex-girlfriend of Sam's, with an emphasis on the crazy.

-he clings to Oz-

Herbert: Alright, next stop: anywhere but here. Get us to a nice hotel, preferably, I'd like to continue our little talk if possible before heading to bed.

edited 25th Apr '13 5:54:47 PM by Herbert40k

Driftveil

Sarah: Cool. I guess you were there for the power outage?

Do you think I could get away with burning her?

And incidentally, Herbert, I don't have a crush on you. You can bet I'll pull the Herby-werby card every so often, though.

edited 25th Apr '13 5:56:38 PM by ILoveDogs

Sam looks at Joseph and Herbert "I don't know, I kinda like that plan."

Lake: <Hey, happy to help! It's what I do best, after all.

Of course, considering that you can understand what I'm saying, you're already pretty much a full blown member of the team. They don't just let anyone try those armbands, you know.>

Stratus: <Oh...really?>

The Dragonite breathed a sigh of relief.

<That's a load off my mind. Lake's much better at keeping secrets under lock and key than I am. Now I just have to be careful not to blab myself.

...Perhaps, if I just think about food...Mmm...>

Luke: "Oh, don't remind me! I spent ages locked in my module thanks to that darn power cut! We nearly ended up running out of food!

'Course, that was mainly because Stratus eats, like, half the fridge for every meal."

PWT

Announcer: And welcome back to the Pokémon World Tournament's Rental Tournament!

-audience cheers-

Announcer: In the red corner, it's the stranger in green, Thiznemiz Kwaitfeyk!

-Zeal? walks up to the arena-

-audience cheers-

Announcer:And in the blue corner, we have SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV!

Which plan?

Driftveil Pokemon Center

Herbert: Oh crap, is he a psychic or something? Um... shit. I think the burning might be a little excessive. That being said, if you can scare her off somehow... try to deter her from following the J-Team for a while, if you can. I'd prefer it if things didn't have to escalate to actual violence, though.

Driftveil, near Lake

Nico: Actually, I haven't gotten one yet. I was reading your thoughts.

Anyway, gotta go! -heads off-

Psyche smiles and shakes Nico's hand. <Sorry, but that's how the cookie crumbles.>

Later

Psyche exists outside the PWT, having won the second round to Sabrina, but losing to Lucian.

-smiles-

Don't worry.

-sends out Lady-

Sammy here has a crazy ex-girlfriend. Can you, erm...?

Lady: Don't worry, dearie.

-she floats downstairs-

Sam sighs "I guess scaring her is okay too. Anyway, just get her to leave and you'll be my friend for life!" He said, and with that, Sam and Herbert took off for parts unknown.

Abundant Shrine

"W-What do you mean?" asked Sakura, a bit nervous.

Driftveil

Riku just lets out a few chuckles in reaction to Stratus

"<Well, I suppose you have that big belly of yours for a reason.>" said Zack.

"<Well, since this is done with, what else do you wanna know?>" asked Riku, trying to pay no mind to Zack.

-Lady floats up to Vivian, in full creepy ghost mode-

Tell me, why are you here?

Driftveil

Sarah: ...Well, at least you managed to keep the food fresh every time... Anyway, I guess you also heard that defeating all the rogue Pokefutures experiments that had been locked away ended up being Diane and Jeff's final test for PEFE. As if the Whiscash test wasn't psychotic enough.

Lake: <Wait, what-?!>

Before he could say anything, Nico had already ran off, leaving the Feraligatr rather surprised.

<...Darn, he's good.>

Stratus: <Not cool, Zack. Um...Oh! How about your trainer? Is she around? Or...are you here on your own?>

Luke: "They made them do that? Jeez, those tests are getting harder and harder! What's next, are they gonna' make the next trainee fight Mewtwo as proof of entry?

Because I could always lend them Stratus to help with that."

Vivian jumps "Eep! I was looking for my soul mate Sammy-poo! I want to marry him, have thirty babies and live happily ever after while I never leave his side!"

edited 25th Apr '13 6:05:38 PM by MadMarv

PWT

SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV: "AH, HELLO KWAITFEYK. I AM THE GOD-KING OF TEAM PLASBAD!!! AND TO FURTHER OUR PERFECT PLOTS, I MUST DEFEAT YOU. WITH MY PERFECT BATTLE STRATEGY, I WILL PERFECTLY CRUSH YOU INTO A PEFRECTLY FINE DUST. IT IS PERFECT!"

SUPREME OVERLORD ULTRA MAXIMUS GHETSIS XXIV sends out Dustox, Lunatone, and Electrike!

Abundant Shrine

Elityria: "What happened? You seem nervous! You're not like this. What did he send you?!" -In a motherly and concerned tone that demands the truth-

Lady: Really. Now, have you considered that there is a possibility that he does not want you? And, possibly, that he has friends that can keep you away?

Driftveil City

-Herbert is flown out of the Center by Oz, and looks over at Sam as they head off for whatever destination he had in mind-

Herbert: You know, there's an old Sinn saying; short, but to the point. "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

edited 25th Apr '13 6:09:40 PM by Herbert40k

Driftveil

Sarah: It was a Tagg test. You know how his tests go.