"... Who are you, and why must I be a girl as to not be attracted to you?"
Lily:<... I have no idea! D:>
Not A Lawyer
Virbank City
Herbert: i'm bored, not-daddy. race you to the movie!
-Herbert runs off, but catches his trousers on the roots of the tree Jacob and Regina are snuggling under and crashes to the ground right next to them-
Herbert: i'm okay! i'm okay! -springs up, then looks over at Jacob and Regina- hello! why is your face upside down, mr strange man?
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Yay, Triskay~ -brick'd-
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
The Fastest Man Alive
Probably. Pokemon tend to like you a lot. -smiles back-
Ha, ha, very funny.
Pokestars
F!Eskay: Thank Ho-oh for that... I take it the fact that I look identical to Skye except for the clothes didn't clue you in?
April Fools Day. It apparently makes people delicious.
"... Your Skye?"
The Pokémon Genius
Virbank
Jacob: -Pats Herbert, without realizing who it is, and talks in a low far-off voice- "Because today is a very strange day. Did you like hugging my big Tyranitar plushie? You can borrow him for the day if you want." -Nuzzles in closer to Regina, his eyes only half-open, and the half that can be seen are clearly not caring about what's going on-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Virbank
Newfie: Um Nymph could you wait here? Or you can come with me. I need catch Herb. There's no tellin' what kind of trouble he could get in. Your help would be much appreciated.
Whether Nymph is with him or not, Des rushes over to where Herb is too.
Newfie: Herb, are you o-Oh it's you Jacob. And your face is upside down...neat.
edited 1st Apr '13 2:23:24 PM by NewfieMEKZ
Ha, ha, very funny.
Pokestars
F!Eskay: ...No, I'm not. I'm Eskay.
April Fools Day. It apparently makes people delicious.
- Purrs -
<Maybe she can even join my team? Which reminds me, I should think about which Pokemon I'd like to use while we're here... Maybe I'll just be rotating my team a bit during our stay here in Unova, changing things up depending on what place we're in.>
-dangles self from rafters with vines-
Oh, hey! I don't know why I didn't do this earlier.
"... -blinkblink- Oh... oh Arceus... Wha... My mind is nothing."
Sudden pile of Muk in the corner.
Muk Pile: "FEED ME SWEET CORN!"
Yes, this is a reference to Conker. Feel free to shoot me down if no one wants.
Fwomph
Somewhere
-The fog from my vision clears, and I'm in a boat with two other humans (A male and a female, both clad in raincoats), one of which is rowing-
2013, coast of Unova
??? (The male, rowing): You know, you could row Karliah.
Karliah (the female): I told you, I don't believe in it Mercer.
Mercer: The rowing?
Karliah: The test. -Passes back a box-
Me: Uh... What is this? -Opens the box and checks the contents-
-A gun, a key, and a photo of a girl who looks surprisingly familiar-
Me: Hm... -Flips over the photo and reads the text on the back- "Bring us the girl, wipe away the debt"?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-vine rappels behind Trip-
Your mind has to be something.
BIOSHOCK INFINITE YES.
edited 1st Apr '13 2:26:25 PM by ILoveDogs
Not A Lawyer
Virbank City
Herbert: oh wow, was that big tywanitar yours? he was awesome! he was the biggest, cuddliest, most massive-est tywanitar i've ever hugged! and i can borrow him too? thank you, mr strange face man!
-turns around to see Newfie running towards him- hello again, not-daddy! i'm okay, i fell over but i didn't cry 'cause i'm a big boy and big boys don't cry. i met this nice man with a strange face who let me borrow his tywanitar cuddly!
edited 1st Apr '13 2:29:21 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Fastest Man Alive
That sounds like a good way to let your Boxed 'mons to get some fresh air. -pets the highest point I can-
<Yeah, I guess it does.>
Virbank
Newfie: Awww I bet you are a big boy.
Newfie tousles the boy's hair.
Newfie: That was awfully nice of you Jacob. Good to see you're feelin' better.
The Pokémon Genius
Virbank
Jacob: -Sends out Discord- "Thanks." -Chuckles- "It's weird. I... nevermind. I have a lot to think about." -Returns to staring off into empty space-
Discord: -Huggles Herbert and makes a squeaky noise- <Yay! Let's go DO STUFF OF AWESOME!> -Roars, tries breathing fire, ends up firing a confetti cannon that's in his mouth-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Pokéstar Studios
Zeal: Phew, got that speech problem taken care of... I think I'll go solve a murder case.
"Even if everything has been predestined, will you not oppose it?"
Ha, ha, very funny.
Pokestars
F!Eskay: With any luck, it'll go back to normal after the day is over. Although admittedly this isn't as bad as one would think.
April Fools Day. It apparently makes people delicious.
Bioshock Infinite=Win
edited 1st Apr '13 2:36:46 PM by MadMarv
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
Not A Lawyer
Virbank City
Herbert: YAY! stuff of awesome! my favourite stuff!
-Herbert proceeds to huggle Discord back, roll in the confetti and do other stuff of awesome that Tastes Like Diabetes before turning back to Jacob and Regina with his face crinkled in concern-
Herbert: are you okay, mrs strange face? you seem very quiet.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
"-ulp- Not as bad?"
Muk: "I SAY FEED ME SWEET CORNN!"
- Smiles -
<Do you think I might be able to befriend the Blitzle?>